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Utter Wankspangle.

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.
Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.
by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016
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WANGFANGLER

An idiot, buffoon, or other person who is comically inept at living in a respectable, honorable manner whether through a lack of concern, culture, or psychological/mental capacities.
That Wangfangler just sped through the school zone, ignoring the crossing guard and children starting to enter the crosswalk.
by MisterWraith May 21, 2013
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wangtang_v2

WangTang_V2 from BustaBit is a word for someone who has done a $1,000,000 gambling bet for retarded odds. or small amount of money. When someone does a huge bet you call them a WangTang_V2, unlike a generic Ryan who pussies out.
You going to do a huge bet and beat the max bet, gonna be a WangTang_V2 unlike a generic as fuck Ryan??
by Shilro September 11, 2020
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Wangsta

Wannabe gangster, some people think the phrase is linked with wanksta which is not a word. It is also a rap by the famous 50 cent.
yo' jus a wangsta
by Dave December 25, 2003
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Bo-wangadangers

bo-wangadangers are big ole tits that hang heavy on a granny tranny.
Did you see that straight dude getting lap-danced by that tranny with her big ole bo-wangadangers flopping in his face?
by pianovox April 24, 2019
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West Virginia Wangjangler

When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.
Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.

Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.

Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.
by geederd December 12, 2021
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wangbang

When a man has a full blown erection, and runs full speed into a wall, plastering his dick right through the drywall. Then using the hole as a masturbatory device.
A common side effect of a wangbang is infertility.
by Wade Billups March 30, 2005
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