wankstain

person of such low intelligence that only a clump of dried dead sperm are a comparison

That stupid wankstain has fucked up again

by bikerspice July 10, 2003

wankstain

n. Insult, mostly British. Used for foolish, dirty or vulnerable people. Derived from wank and wanker, to do with masturbating. Taken literally, a wankstain would be semen staining an item of clothing after masturbation.

1. You haven't taken a bath in weeks you wankstain!

by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

wangsta

wannabe gangsta

I Bob Smith (white boy) is a wangsta

by Lexi April 19, 2003

wangsta

A person who tries to act like a gangster or "gangsta" but is really white. Similar to a wigger, but slightly less offensive.

White guy 1: I'm straight up gangsta, bitch. I'll fuck yo' ass up. Don't fuckin try ta play me.
White guy 2: Dude, you're such a wangsta.
White guy 1: Wha' the fuck you talkin' 'bout nigga?
White guy 2: look it up on Urban Dictionary... *walks away*

by adorKablefae April 13, 2006

wankstain

A complete and utter waste of a perfectly good wank!

You are a complete and utter 'wankstain'!

by TsunamiWaverider July 3, 2015

wangstafarian

A person that follows any form of wangst religiously (sometimes out of boredom or just finding the whole thing funny).

Generally found on communities such as Fandom_Wank and LJ_Drama.

"What the Hell! Louis, you wangstafarian!"

"Wow, time to give the wangstafarians the drama they crave."

by Mrs Newick December 5, 2004

Wangston R. Longshanks III

The best ever name for your johnson. Ever. Period.

She wanted to see Wangston R. Longshanks III, so I unzipped and whipped him out right there.

by Peter . Heineken May 29, 2008