Wamped

the act in which a female performs fellatio in exchange for marijuana.

johny: "dude i just got Wamped real good by Katie"

Timmy: "Katie Wamped me really good the other night"

Johnny: "the best part about it was i gave her some mexican brick shit"

by jimbo86 November 15, 2010

like death warmed over

absolutely horrible, awful, terrible

Man, Jeremy looks like death warmed over.

by Light Joker December 8, 2006

Wammer

A wet and messy (WAM) fetishist. Also known as a splosher, wammers engage in messy play, which could include pies, slime, cake batter, or mud.

My boyfriend is a wammer; he wants me to pie him in the face tonight.

by PieMyFace November 17, 2018

Wammered

The past tense of "wammer" which is the act of accidentally slamming one's penis on an object. It can also be thought of as hammering with a wang.

"My dick just wammered my desk and it hurts like hell"

or

"I'm sorry I wammered your cheek. I guess I just turned around too quickly."

by MC Wammer June 3, 2013

Warmed Up

1) A physical state generally describing increased heart rate and body temp.

2) Describing when a person has begun feel the effects of drinking alcohol, or a warm up, prior to an activity.

3) Describing an indoor restroom which has just been used or simply reeks of shit.

1) "Well, I'm gonna go warm-up." - Runner

"Suit yourself, we already run enough." - Lazy runner

2) "Hey Jim, lets go get a drink." - John

"Sure, I'm already warmed up!" - Alcoholic

3) Brothers passing by each other in a hallway:

"Ooh, be careful in there, i just warmed it up for you." - Bro
"Dammit." - Bro

by JuanWuanEscapado September 19, 2011

Wammes

A person who does not understand social clues.

1. John had no idea that girl was flirting with him. He is such a wammes!

2. Your roomate is a wammes, he has no idea everybody thinks his singing is horrible.

by WibraMok February 26, 2023

whammed

Whammed: being very drunk

Hit with something of a rubber consistancy. Like a dildo.

I got whammed last night.

Dave whammed me with my own dildo.

I want to get whammed.

by jim_the_shit July 16, 2008