a socialy awkward kid who has a long nose Who nobody likes, but stills fallows the group and tryies to invite him self every where, the walrus is also to scared to eat by him self.
by Albert hall man March 02, 2008
by cupcakemeself9239 May 31, 2011
the act of sneaking up behind someone and wiping your hand down their face while exclaiming, "Walrus!"
1. Dude, he just got walrus'd 4 times!
2. He wasn't even expecting that walrus.
3. ok, you go to the right and I'll go to the left, and we'll both walrus him at the same time!
2. He wasn't even expecting that walrus.
3. ok, you go to the right and I'll go to the left, and we'll both walrus him at the same time!
by aiso21 June 01, 2010
A boasting wanker, especially about money or supposed sexual prowess. From the nickname walrus applied to Joff Ennis, from the walrus-like rolls of fat on the back of his neck.
Walrus: Im so ace and ive just fucked 87 birds up the arse blah blah.....
Me: Shut up u fuckin walrus.
Me: Shut up u fuckin walrus.
by oracle March 13, 2004
The act act of fat girl deepthroating a guy while laying down because she is too fat to kneel. Generally, the same sounds are made with the animal and the act.
by theTwitchyPolak January 23, 2010
by I got no pants April 21, 2003
When a guy cums in a woman's mouth and then pinches her nose so she cannot breathe. This leaves her no choice but to swallow or spit it out. Thus creating the bloated cheek look of a walrus.
by Ann March 24, 2003