Wall-eyed

The opposite of cross-eyed. The eyes point away from each other, rather than inward.

Man, that dude is wall-eyed! How does he do that?

Wall-eyed by spinaltapsoundguy October 20, 2009

Wall-eyed

A condition where someone can never look straight at you because one of their eyes is always pointing in another direction. Often giving the impression that the person is mentally retarded.

Wall-eyed Wally can only look at you with one eye at a time while the other eye points elsewhere...

Wall-eyed by Gaylord Olgvin September 13, 2011

wall eyed titties

when a woman's nipples face opposite walls.

"I was trying to get it on with Liana but i was so distracted by her wall eyed titties"

wall eyed titties by corrin March 30, 2008

Wall-eyed

A white dude who thinks he's straight gangsta.

I asked him if he wanted to play cards, but then he got all wall-eyed on me and told me to back da fuck up.

Wall-eyed by Albie7 February 25, 2008

Wall Eyes 

Breasts on a female that are so obviously fake and far apart that they look like "eyes" on a wall.

John: "Dude, that stripper's tits are SO fake."

Dave: "I know man, she's got wall eyes."

Wall Eyes by JimmyTheHand September 20, 2009

even walls have eyes and ears 

(тайное всегда становится ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later

son: dad, how did you know I had bad grades?

father: roflmao son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?

even walls have eyes and ears by Uncle Dimma November 16, 2014

walls have eyes and ears

an expression meaning

even if you want to keep something a secret, someone, somehow, somewhere, will eventually find out.

son: dad, what does the expression" walls have eyes and ears" mean?

father: it means " shut up and stop talking to yourself, because if you talk to yourself, others, without you even realizing it, will get useful, useful to themselves I mean, information out of you short-handed, which means you can't keep a secret if you talk to yourself.

walls have eyes and ears by Uncle Dimma June 21, 2012