Wal-Martian

1.People not dressed normaly shopping at Wal-Mart 2. Having an abnormal appreance.

See Wal-Martians @ www.peopleofwalmart.com

by funtickets February 20, 2010

Wal-Martian

Someone who was born in a Wal-Mart Supercenter or a Sam's Club.

People from Mars are called Martians, and people from Wal-mart are called Wal-martians.

by NintenJoseph March 28, 2009

Wal-Martian

(n.) 1. A person who attends Wal-Mart frequently
2. Someone who is currently in attendance of Wal-Mart
3. Someone who dresses as if they shop at Wal-Mart

"I'll be the first to admit, I'm a Wal-Martian. I love that store"
"Look at all these Wal-Martians, must be a busy day"

by Trevor-DestroyerOfWorlds March 13, 2012

Walmartians

Those who shop exclusively at Walmart. They are identified by their outdated style of dress and hair. Most also have unusual body types and dental configurations thereby giving the impression they are natives of another planet.

Friday is the most popular night for the Walmartians to shop.

by legz2walk April 29, 2008

walmartian

Sloth-like dumbshit that can be found 'grazing' at any Walmart at any time. Usually morbidly obese with a gaggle of hoosierlings. They walk as slow as they can right in front of you and won't let you pass especially when you know exactly what you want and exactly where it is.

God damn, I hate all these fucking Walmartians! Don't they have something better to do with themselves besides commenting on all this stupid cheap bullshit? Make a decision you sorry excuse for a consumer!

by Travis Hackney February 20, 2009

Walmartian

The people you see shopping at Walmart at 3am for other reasons than to get medicine for themselves or a family member.
OR
People that hang out at Walmart.
OR
the crazy people you see at Walmart talking to themselves.

"Last week my son was sick, so I went to Walmart to get some childrens tylenol and there were like 3 or 4 families there shopping for clothes and other things you would buy IF IT WASN'T 3AM IN THE FREAKING MORNING. They must like to hang out at Walmart.....they're Walmartians.

by worker bee # 4,657,891,326,548 March 1, 2009

Walmartian

Any of the large denomination of lower class people who are only seen in public at Walmart stores. They have no sense of decency, fashion, or shamefullness, let alone any sense of modesty.

Todd- "George, do you see that fat lady with her pants pulled up over her boobs and no shirt on?! She's using her pants as a freaking unitard!!!!"

George- "By God, Todd! That's a true Walmartian."

by renegadeangel92 March 7, 2011