Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.
by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014
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That Asian Breakfast Wakeup left Mt eyes burning, my face sticky, and I was unable to see from all the ink. The sound alone was overwhelming and infuriating.
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A term given to O.J. Simpson's late wife Nicole Brown referring to giving oral sex the next morning to wake up the many younger men that she took home in Brentwood California
Brian "Nicole loved to give brentwood wakeups to the many young guys she took home the next morning"
by spacecakebrian June 13, 2010
Get the brentwood wakeup mug.The Wu-Tang wake-up is a simple process that involves waking up your sleeping roommates and friends to everyone's favorite East Coast rap collective- The Wu-Tang Clan.
Follow these steps for a successful Wu-Tang wake-up:
1.) Go to wherever your friends are sleeping; the earlier in the morning, the better.
2.) Make sure to have your camera with you- you'll want to take pictures of this.
3.) Get your stereo turned up as loud as possible
4.) Go to the second track of "Enter the 36 Chambers", which is "Shame on a Nigga". Hit pause on that shit.
5.) Make sure the camera is ready, then hit play.
6.) Dance around, sing the lyrics and take pictures while your friends are abruptly being awoke.
7.) Most importantly- DO NOT turn the music off. In fact, just walk away completely after you get your pictures, so they have to physically get up and turn off the stereo.
The Wu-Tang wake-up works especially well when your friends or roommates have been up drinking the night before and you're getting up early for work. It will not only start your day off great, but it will start theirs off really bad. But they deserve it, because they were up drinking last night while you were trying to get some sleep.
Follow these steps for a successful Wu-Tang wake-up:
1.) Go to wherever your friends are sleeping; the earlier in the morning, the better.
2.) Make sure to have your camera with you- you'll want to take pictures of this.
3.) Get your stereo turned up as loud as possible
4.) Go to the second track of "Enter the 36 Chambers", which is "Shame on a Nigga". Hit pause on that shit.
5.) Make sure the camera is ready, then hit play.
6.) Dance around, sing the lyrics and take pictures while your friends are abruptly being awoke.
7.) Most importantly- DO NOT turn the music off. In fact, just walk away completely after you get your pictures, so they have to physically get up and turn off the stereo.
The Wu-Tang wake-up works especially well when your friends or roommates have been up drinking the night before and you're getting up early for work. It will not only start your day off great, but it will start theirs off really bad. But they deserve it, because they were up drinking last night while you were trying to get some sleep.
I just hit up Willie & Joe with a sick Wu-Tang Wakeup this morning!
Dude, did you seriously pull a Wu-Tang Wakeup on me at 7:45 this morning after you knew how late we were up last night?
Dude, did you seriously pull a Wu-Tang Wakeup on me at 7:45 this morning after you knew how late we were up last night?
by 40 Spot May 12, 2011
Get the Wu-Tang Wakeup mug.When you turn on a Microsoft Windows computer and the Windows startup music blares out at full volume.
So here I am, daydreaming in my own world when suddenly I receive a Windows wakeup right before my prof started a lecture. The entire class was quite frizzed and annoyed by it.
by anonymous6812 December 18, 2008
Get the Windows wakeup mug.where you cum in your friend's eyes while he is sleeping and it hardens over night. then in the morning, the hardened jizz seals their eyes shut, leaving them unable to see.
Last night John fell asleep, so i gave him a Ray Charles wakeup. He was completely blind in the morning.
by Charles Ulric & Nelson Tait November 13, 2009
Get the Ray Charles wakeup mug.When you buy a latte, blow a load in it and bring it over to your girlfriends house in the morning. She drinks it down and thinks you're a fucking prince.
by ill masta April 2, 2010
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