barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die

an old man's lament when asked how ya doin

how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.

by pussy bee October 28, 2019

Whiteyy18

Whiteyy18 is the moniker of William White, a 20-something TikTok sensation and model from Kitchener, Ontario, Canada, who won the hearts of fans around the world with classic hits from the 70 and 80s. He spreads joy and positive every day! Also known as OBW.

Whiteyy18 reminds us to enjoy every minute in his daily livestreams. He has created a movement around the word!

by MrsRobinsonWhite July 11, 2021

pulled a whitey

if you smoke too much weed causing you to get fucked up real bad

"last night was so crazy, cant believe the weed was so strong that i pulled a whitey

by trustmedaddy August 28, 2015

Waiter Fakeout

When you see the waiter/waitress walking toward your table with food that could potentially be yours but, he/she turns to the table next to yours and serves them performing a waiter fakeout

She was walking straight toward my table, my mouth started to water from the smell of the food. Then right when my excitement was reaching its highest point. She walked past to the table behind me committing the ultimate waiter fakeout

by Urban Dictionarytist February 28, 2015

Waiter Gods

Waiter Gods are the all knowing, unseen entities who control the ebb and flow of the great tip continuum. They are mysterious and unknowable ,but their wrath can be swift, cruel, and could possibly prevent you from makeing rent this month. As their name implies their dominian of power is over Waiters, but also has been know to effect assistant managers and unscrupulous bus boys.
If one whos income is dependant upon tips is themself a bad tipper then the Waiter Gods insure that mere spare change shall be returned to them with increaseing frequency. If the blasphemer does not repent he can expect to get screwed out of nights and weekends too. The Hindu religion refers to this as Karma, but this is naive and underscores the true power of the Waiter Gods.

Paul totally scamed that waitress at Applebee's last night, but the Waiter Gods made sure that the eight top on table 14 left ,like, six bucks.

by angryboy July 23, 2006

Whiteyy Nation

The beautiful fandom community of Canadian model and TikTok superstar William White. Whiteyy Nation supports Mr. White’s rise to stardom and positivity movement by following him across all social-media platforms, purchasing merchandise from the companies he reps, attending his lives, viewing his videos, creating and sharing original video edits, and supporting and uplifting one another.

Whiteyy Nation Twitter is lit today after watching William’s brilliant and inspiring live on TikTok.

by Whitey’s Gold Chain October 17, 2021

Whitey McHonkypants

A white person so incredibly white that he transcends the very whiteness of white.

Bill Gates: a true Whitey McHonkypants.

by Igglebix October 16, 2005