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Modern Wargasm 

This is a combination of noun and verb.

Noun::: A.K.A. CoD Modern Warfare 2... only the most anticipated game that has dropped in, quite possibly, EVER!!!

Verb::: The act of playing CoD:MW2 and having an epic orgasm, or a wargasm. For a basic description of what happens while pwning n00bs in MW2, please see the Lonely Island video: Jizz In My Pants.
JCop::: Dude, are you ready for some Modern Wargasm all night tonight???

Ryzzle::: Guys, I was playing Modern Wargasm last night and had a modern wargasm.

DakOfDoom::: I just had a modern wargasm!!!
Modern Wargasm by RAWphenom November 16, 2009
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n. 1 the climax of gaming excitement, either FPS or RTS, characterised by intensely pleasurable sensations centred in the brain. 2 the climax of combat excitement often felt by military personnel around the world, especially if they are on the winning side, characterised by intensely pleasurable sensations centred in the brain. 3 the climax of cinematic excitement, characterised by intensely pleasurable sensations centred in the brain after having watched a war film or films. v. have a wargasm.
-ORIGIN C20: From Brit.
"I had a right wargasm after finally completing the game in single player mode."

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".....so I let rip with a full mag' into his chest and he just spun around and fell right over the balcony. It took a week to get over that wargasm."

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"I had a total wargasm last night, after watching 'Saving Private Ryan' and 'Band of Brothers' back to back"
wargasm by Dick Splash February 28, 2005

Star Wargasm 

(noun); a euphoric sensation brought about by any and all Star Wars movies, games, literature, paraphernalia, etc.
"Dude, when I heard EA was making Battlefront 3, I had the biggest Star Wargasm in years."
Star Wargasm by JackedUp May 9, 2013
The ecstatic rush of adrenaline and testosterone experienced by warmongers, militarists, and belligerists at the beginning of a long-anticipated armed conflict.
"If Israel attacks Iran, John Bolton will have such a wargasm that his head might explode."
wargasm by smendler July 29, 2009
What President George W. Bush has when he thinks about bombing another country in the middle east.
President Bush had a wargasm when he thought about bombing Iran to find oi...er, eliminate weapons of mass destruction.
wargasm by Lon July 8, 2005
A combination of the words "war" and "orgasm." Used to connote the act of getting off on violence, typically of the sadistic kind.
He loves fucking kids up; he's totally down with the wargasm.
wargasm by Tyler Hauck January 6, 2004
noun.s.f.

a. An Orgasm (skip to b.) The ultimate pleasurable experience where the pelvic muscles contract and relax in waves or spasms that last 30-40 seconds. This only occurs with continuous stimulation of a woman's clitoris once the excitation plateau is achieved. A woman may have multiple repetitive orgasms in rapid-fire sequence with continuous stimulation of the aroused clitoris

b. That by public belief is said to have more than a thousand more contractions, lasts up to six hours and achievies a orgasmic release of endorfence similar hormones not achieved by any known drug or narcotic. It has been rumered to be highly addictive.. Only one fabled occurance of this has ever happend.
"man that chick almost had a wahlgasm last night!"
Wahlgasm by viva-nik November 19, 2006