A term used to ridicule someone else's gripes about a non-important item. The internet equivalent to calling someone a mama's boy, tattle tail etc. The irony being that there is no one or nothing that they can actually do about said issue. Waambulance callers also are almost always complaining about something that they have little or no influence over at all, such as how hard a level is in a particular video game. Almost always accompanied by some sort of poorly drawn visual diagram of the Waambulance. Commonly used in MMO game chat.
Rogue: OMG HUNTER ICE TRAPS ARE SO IMBA I HATE THIS GAME!!!
Hunter:
.________@@_
|----------------\__
| WAAMBULANCE |
|__ _______ ___/
''''''O'''''''''''''O''''
Did somebody call for the WAAMBULANCE? QQnub.
A beautiful, unique creature created through the copulation of a walrus and a llama. It has the appearance of a green dinosaur, and likes to jump around in one place. Frequently. It is quite a rare endangered species, known to few, loved by all. <3
(See hristu.net)
Person #1: Don't you love walamas?
Person #2: Wtf is a walama?
Person #1: Sighhh
Person #3: I LOVE WALAMAS!
*Person #1 and Person #3 high five*
Person #2: Man now I feel like a loser!!