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IB Waddle

The only walk an IB student is capable of. Weighed down with a fully loaded backpack, laptop, CAS binder, lunch, biology book, and coat, they closely resemble a duck, drunkard, and a constipated hippopotamus, all rolled into one.
It is physically impossible for and IB student to bend over, so if it falls behind, it gets left behind.
Neighbor 1: "What is that thing rolling down the sidewalk?"
Neighbor 2: "Oh, that's the kid down the street doing the IB Waddle. If you wanna see something really funny, push them over."
by How did I find time for this?! January 20, 2009
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Kyle Waddle

A man with an large penis, he is also probably the sexiest man you'll ever meet. He pulls all of the hot chicks and they all want to suck his dick.
overall he is a sexy cunt.
"is that kyle waddle?"
"yes, i want to suck his dick."
by emma crack September 28, 2012
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Waddle Dee

A common enemy in the Kirby series of games published by Nintendo. The term enemy is used lightly since they do virtually nothing to attack Kirby aside from walking into him.

More recently however some have been known to carry spears, so they aren't completely harmless.
Waddle Dee: Why am I so useless?
Kirby: Dunnolol
by Jimmy5327 November 3, 2010
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Soppy waddle

When you nut in her and she is walking to the bathroom to clean up
I gave her that soppy waddle treatment last night

Good pussy really broke me, now she got that soppy waddle goin
by raquisking7788 December 19, 2020
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Wadleys Paradigm

The phenomenom of Wadleys Paradigm takes effect when finding that the labelled place where things should go is empty and that its contents have mysteriously wandered off into unexpected uncomprehensible locations. Usually this occurs after 'doin a Wadley'.
by scriptcat February 4, 2009
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Wadeley

The name for a really close friend who is a girl. You will love her unconditionaly and would give up anything for her. You care for her with all your heart and only want whats best for her. If you could you would spend every moment with her and wouldent grow tired of her even if she would rather spend time with other people. When shes angry or upset you try your best to cheer her up and help her out even if what she requires advice on is out of your experience. She will have stunning eyes, and will be beautiful in every way possible but wont see it and will deny it every time you tell her she is.
Guy1: I spent all last night talking to emily. Shes like my best friend.

Guy2: Yeah, she must be your wadeley.
by evilpenguino July 12, 2010
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Waddle Daddy

The Waddle Daddy is one of the highest rankings of the waddle community as they are the brutes of the waddle army. A Waddle daddy can be identified by these key traits. 1rd.) Covered head to toe in greasy lard sweat. 2rd.) A Waddle Daddy will always be 400 + pounds. 3st.) The Waddle Daddy will be groomed to perfection with no neck beard out of place. 4rd.) The Waddle Daddy will always be packing. They will most likely have a lunchables stuffed somewhere hidden and under his fedora he will keep some spare tendies for charming the ladies. In conclusion the Waddle Daddy is a dangerous breed of Waddlers and if you are ever so unlucky to be face to face with one throw a packet of mayo at him. This action will cause the Waddle Daddy to become distracted with what he is doing and it will give you time to run away and call the waddle watchers.
The Waddle Daddy subdued my girlfriend with his persuasive tenndies and tum tum rolls.
by the big rico July 13, 2019
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