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wacktangle

1. (noun) A rectangle with no right angles. That's wack.
2. (adjective) Describes an object or situation that is as wack as a rectangle with no right angles. Wacktangular.
Ex1:
Ever since my friend Jess found out she is pregnant, she has been drinking 3 liters of goat urine to help her baby get essential vitamins. But it turns out that goat urine increases the risk of your baby being born Chinese. That's kinda' wacktangular.

Ex2:
Herman cheated on his wife of 98 years with a young prostitute from Venezuela. Instead of telling his wife that he contracted herpes and the clap, he gave her both and blamed them on her. Jeff is a wacktangle!
by not_a_wacktangle February 13, 2013
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wackington

Term used by damianluck925 aka.Fulcrum.
Used to replace wack (during lame or contemptible occasions), he commonly uses it in his videos, in which he would usually enter yodieland.
Fulcrum: They kicked me out! That's wackington.
by yodiefan November 3, 2022
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Weed Wacking

When you blow a raspberry against your girlfriend's hairy pussy. It's called weed wacking from the noise it produces.
"I'm gonna weed wack your pussy so good."

"I'm going Weed Wacking tonight."
by Real big ween June 8, 2018
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Rapid Weiner Wacking

When a multitude of guys, usually gay, smack their wieners against their friends’ wieners at a very fast pace. They tend to all join together in a circular formation to begin the game. Traditionally, the person who stays in the circle the longest wins. (Bruises and lost pubic hair should be expected)
Hey bro, wanna do some Rapid Weiner Wacking with the bros tonight?
by Jacob Price February 7, 2018
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whale wacking

Having steaming hot sex with an extremely large girl just so your mates can have a laugh. It soon becomes a fetish as whale wacking is some of the best sex you will ever experience.
Whale Wacking: Having sex with extremely large girls just to make your mates have a good laugh.
by funny_guy23 June 2, 2014
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Weed-Wacking

the act of having sex, and pulling out before the climax, and proceding to cum on the females pubs.
I was weed-wacking Samantha all night.
by cl&jj June 15, 2010
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paddy wacking

Bill Clinton having sex with a secretary. Or just sex in general
by Annihilator August 18, 2018
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