wacktangle

1. (noun) A rectangle with no right angles. That's wack.
2. (adjective) Describes an object or situation that is as wack as a rectangle with no right angles. Wacktangular.

Ex1:
Ever since my friend Jess found out she is pregnant, she has been drinking 3 liters of goat urine to help her baby get essential vitamins. But it turns out that goat urine increases the risk of your baby being born Chinese. That's kinda' wacktangular.

Ex2:
Herman cheated on his wife of 98 years with a young prostitute from Venezuela. Instead of telling his wife that he contracted herpes and the clap, he gave her both and blamed them on her. Jeff is a wacktangle!

by not_a_wacktangle February 13, 2013

wrecktangle

The life-absorbing surface you are looking at right now (unless your kid printed this out for you). Modern day substitute for life, love and the universe, often confused with reality.

"Step away from the wrecktangle..."

by little-miss can't do wrong January 12, 2008

wrecktangle

(noun) A love triangle that has expanded into a confusing mess of drama and issues, which now resembles a retarded shape with too many sides to pronounce.

Having weekly threesomes with Kate and Larry was bad enough, but when Mikey added his new girlfriend to the love triangle, it turned into one giant wrecktangle.

by Squice-alicious October 19, 2010

wrecktangle

an increasingly popular hairstyle among women when their hair is a 'wreck' in the front an a 'tangle' in the back

Her hair is in a perfect wrecktangle!!

by Walker Texas Ranger, the girl. July 26, 2012

Wacktaggle

That stupid motherfucker who keeps reminding you of the game.

Person 1: Ah shit, I just remembered the game.
Person 2: This is the 8th time today, you absolute wacktaggle!

by The OG Wacktaggle September 17, 2024

wrecktangle

A state of absolute inability to keep a conversation going as there is nervousness/anxiety on the speaker's mind

we were about to delve into a romantic camaraderie..then..
I hit a wrecktangle

by colt ace July 19, 2018