Mike Wazowski

To watch Monsters inc. then when Mike Wazowski gets his fingers crushed, crush ones fingers within their anus, while furiously jacking off with the other, screaming in unison. Can be done with one or more people.

“Hey dude, wanna Mike Wazowski tonight?” “Sure, but your fingers are the ones getting crunched in my juicy anus.”

by MC Ballsack June 22, 2019

Shrek Wasowski

Shrek Wasowski is a combination of the characters Shrek and Mike Wasowski.

Person 1: They should make a movie about Shrek Wasowski.
Person 2: Yeah, they should.

by ~Anonymous1234~ October 21, 2019

Mike Wazowski

When a woman is giving you head and as you cum you shout "Mike Wazowski" and force your semen out of her nose from laughter.

My girlfriend was giving me head and when I ejaculated I shouted "Mike Wazowski" and she laughted so hard my cum came out of her nose.

by cadirtymind April 3, 2010

Mike Wazowski

A family friendly way to say a tumor or cancer

P1: I hate it here
P2: Why
P1: it gives me mike wazowskis
P2: huh
P1: it gives me cancer to be here

by HellyZ May 9, 2019

Mike Wazowski

A Mike Wazowski is when a girl/boy takes a selfie, but only feels as though it is relevant to put the corner of their face in the picture and not their whole face. Usually, only one eye is visible.

Boy 1: Have you seen Shane's new Facebook profile picture?
Boy 2: Yeah dude, he was doing a Mike Wazowski.

by Kattii December 29, 2015

Wazowskism

The only true Religion, Mike Wazowski is the true God. Disrespecting him is unforgivable and will result in being banished to the Anti-Rice Barry Bee Benson.

Person1: Why is that bloke so majestic?
Person2: Oh that old lad? He’s part of the Wazowskism religion
Person1: He’s been immediately invited to crack open a cold one with me and the boys *tear rolls down cheek*

by _Lil Goose_ June 26, 2018

kachowski

yeetus that feetus

Lightning McQueen: "KACHOWSKI" (Throws Rusteze bucket)

by SirrUVonYoutubeSubscribe July 6, 2020