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Vladimir

A Russian guy with the most handsome features you will ever see. These may include brown/black hair, brown eyes
A man that’s knows what he wants and has a heart made of gold. Very aggressive when drinking alcohol.
Vladimir is so lovley
by Anedlios perto October 28, 2017
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Vladimir

A Russian guy with the most handsome features you will ever see. These may include curly golden or silver-blonde hair, sea-blue eyes, and an ass carved by angels.

He is also very talented, and these talents may include YouTubing, Airsoft, elite skills in Call of Duty games, and musicianship. He can play many instruments which may include drum kit, trombone, piano, baritone or euphonium, trumpet, guitar, and maybe even saxophone.

Despite how sexy he is, he may also be stuck-up and/or self-centered. Ladies, beware.
Man, Duncan is cute, but he can't even be compared to Vladimir.
by Red Fleming June 29, 2011
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Vladimir

A person that is around 13000 years old very handsome and is the best person ever and is 0% sweaty-ness
Vladimir is awesome
by The real Vladimir May 4, 2019
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Vladimir

That sassy long-awaited wank you have before gettin' to bed.

Not necessarily paying tribute to any kind of Russian aristocrat, though you can let your imagination go without any kind of restraint in terms of ethnicity.

Влади́мир could bravely knock on your door at any time before falling asleep.
The term was first coined by a group of aroused galicians.
Spanish:

- Meu quedamos a las 9 en casa de barris! Súbete a algún colegas si te apetece!
- Nah meu, ya es muy tarde y quedé con Vladimir, la tan esperada paja antes de dormir.

English:

- Yo dude! We've arranged to meet up at Barros'! Come with some friend if you feel like it!
- Nah man! It's quite late already and I've arranged to meet Vladimir, the long-awaited wank before sleeping.
by Escopeto January 11, 2018
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Vladimir

Is a very smart and handsome looking boy. He will only have one true friend that he could always trust. Vladimir also is a boy that loves Emilia.
Vladimir loves Emilia
by Ur moms house October 3, 2019
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Vladimir

The bestest boy Ely ever met. He's really funny, nice, and lovely If you ever meet him you'll see how funny he is.
Vladimir? I know that guy, he's really funny!
by wyntreaux October 1, 2021
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Vladimir

Tall handsome guy with huge dick and heart. Loves animals and is caring.
It's Vladimir.
by Domge November 22, 2021
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