Virginia syndrome 

A type of syndrome which involves feeling very lonely and being unable to relate to other human beings on a deeper level (any level actually.) If you are diagnosed with this tragic syndrome, you may feel as if love does not exist.

Everyone: “Gerald loved Eva”
Person with syndrome: “He did not!! There is no such thing as love!
...: “Kmt. Leave her she has Virginia syndrome

Virginia syndrome by Qwertyuiop098 March 11, 2019

West Virginia credit card 

In short, a hose or a simular tubular device that can be inserted into a gas tank in order to suck the gas out and into a different container.

Cletus: How'd you get here, wasn't your truck out of gas and your credit card maxed out?
Larry: Oh I stopped by the bus lot, used my West Virginia credit card. Worked like a charm

West Virginia credit card by TheOneandOnlyGoose July 8, 2014

West Virginia Tiki Torch 

A stick with a rag wrapped around one end then lit on fire.

Me and June bug were sittin by the creek, the gnats were eatin us up so we lit up a West Virginia Tiki Torch.

West Virginia Tiki Torch by Levi Man December 27, 2010

Northern Virginia 

Has some of the America's worst traffic jams.

He got stuck in the traffic in Northern Virginia for hours and hours.

Northern Virginia by Pancakes and Syrup July 23, 2007

Bath County Virginia 

The small town with a huge hotel right in the middle of main street, with no stop lights, where everyone is your cousin in some way.

Do you take baths up there in bath county virginia?

Bath County Virginia by bathco07 August 23, 2009

Virginia 

Virginia, where the weather is made up and seasons don't matter.

February 2010: Virginia gets about 2 feet of snow in a matter of a day and a half. The next day, kids were outside playing in the snow in t-shirts because it was 70+ degrees Fahrenheit outside.

Virginia by imconfused November 5, 2012

virginia hammock 

When you are lying on a hammock receiving a succulent BJ and discover that your wife of 10 years is actually your fraternal twin.

I knew I was in a Virginia hammock when my wife started talking about her parents and they were also my parents.

virginia hammock by Blue Balls Battalion June 9, 2014