vagitarian

Opposite of penivore.

My dietary choice complements that of my girlfriend - I am strictly vagitarian whereas she is 100% penivore.

by Sir Douche September 10, 2008

The Vigilante

The best darn hodunk cheesy sheriff cowboi man in all of Pizza Tower.

Idiot: I LOVE Pizza Tower!
Genius: Yeah! Who's your favorite character?
Idiot: Well obviously Pep-
*Gunshot*
The Vigilante: Ho down, long cow bowhowjackolou.
Genius: Holy moly! It's The Vigilante! Im your biggest fan! Let's have gay sex!
The Vigilante: Bowhow joecowlown 😏😏😏

by Flameonoodle March 18, 2023

vigilante

Individual who decides to take the law into his or her own hands. Usually due to incompetence by autority or individuals who can't deal with the issue.

A vigilante decided to kill the leaders of two dangerous gangs so the neighborhood is safer for children.

by Brian April 13, 2005

candlelight vigil

standard /routine, if not downright overused, method of remembrance for pretty much anything

Having lossed her goldfish to the toilet, little Sally thought a candlelight vigil was surely in order.

by sheila in the car June 28, 2009

Vagitine

(noun) Fictional product used to treat irritated vaginas.

CLERK: Can I help you?

LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.

CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.

LOUIE: Thank you.

by itsonlymike August 2, 2011

vigilante

na na na na na BATMAN......

Basically, when law enforcement is doing a shit job beacuse....

A) There is to much crime

B) They are confined by the law in some way

C) They are corrupt

D) They are stupid and just don't care

Someone rises above all the bullshit and beats the ever living fuck out of the "bad guys" AKA criminals and yes this includes woman... I don't want to be sexist. I mean seriously? Haley Quinn anyone?

They rescue the victims, and disappear into the shadows. Like BATMAN!!!!! ;)

The new vigilante of malunaga city saves New Westford bank after attempted robbery. The police having arrived to the crime with all attackers knocked out and restrained. No causality's and no serious injury's thanks to our new hero ehhem vigilante!

by sora redhood September 22, 2018

vigil

1. An awesome music track from the famous video game - "MASS EFFECT".
2. A period of staying awake at night in order to keep watch or to pray.

1. Have you heard the song - "VIGIL"? I love it !
2. My bird watching vigils lasted for hours.

by Albertina January 29, 2015