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Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.)

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.
Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those
by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007
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vehicular tramp stamp

when cars have tramp stamp style stickers on the lower middle area of their back window. usually quite ridiculous with swirly stuff all over and a cross or a rose in the center.
"hah do you see the vehicular tramp stamp on that dirty suburban?"
"yeah thats absolutely disgusting, just because they're a tramp doesn't mean their car has to be..poor thing"
by holymoleydood October 9, 2009
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Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle)

Any Type of Vehicle with Fred Durst, DMX, Redman and Methodman driving in it singing as loud as they can.
Kumar: Dude there's a fucking Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) down the block we should check it out.

Harold: I don't have time man, I've got too much work to take care of due in the office tomorrow.
by neard2000 January 4, 2010
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Vessigny Secondary School

A School in the St.Patrick region of Trinidad and Tobago that is more illiterate than than the children that attend it and can barely hold a proper bazaar because the staff are irresponsible and can barely keep the savings safe as it got stolen by thieves who cut a hole in the roof in broad daylight and took it like a bad man .It also has a lot of small piggy bullamen there.
You see that man there,he does go vessigny secondary school and he smarter and more well behaved than the teachers that teach there.
by 3S Child April 16, 2020
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vashi

A beautiful girl with killer looks. Always happy and entergetic. Full of life and retainer of many friends.
God look at her she has to be named Vashi.
by SeptemberBeast@23daysofenernit December 9, 2016
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Vehicular Mailslaughter

The running over of a mailbox with a car
Did you see Sofonias run over the mailbox? He committed vehicular mailslaughter."
by stuiaosld;kgjriopela;ds December 15, 2013
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vehicross

The most BAD ASS compact performance utility vehicle EVER !!! Bar none, & don't forget it!
jeep owner: Holy crap, that VehiCross just broke the laws of physics...THAT'S BADASS!
by DaDubstr November 25, 2007
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