Vertumnus

Pronunciation: Ver-tum-nus
Function: proper noun
Etymology: Roman/Pacific Northwest
Date: 300 BC with a res-erection in 1999
A Minor Roman God - Male - the God of Seasons, gardens and fruit trees; he is also a shapeshifter. In his later years he also became the God of cappuccino; currently resides in North America, in the Pacific Northwest; Handsome and witty; a mischievous God - not one of the mean Majors.

The Shaman journeyed long to seek the counsel of Vertumnus. When he arrived at the God's temple, he came upon a dozen of the God's temple maidens utterly spent. Sadly, Vertumnus had just left for the summer temple in the south only hours before. Thus the Shaman could not bask in the God's wisdom and presence.

by Vertumnus-1999 February 3, 2010

Venumi

A woman soo annoy and ugly she’ll even give chuck Norris a heart attack

Omg eeewwwwww, it’s Venumi.

by Realmotherfuckker.com August 28, 2023

Varnum

Coffee addicted homosexual from Seattle, WA. Loves democrats, liberal politics, men (especially gays), cleveland steamers (on themselves), tossing salad, OKC Thunder, and little boys. Vocabulary consisting of Dude, No, Rad, Rog, Shred, Gnar Gnar Pow Pow, and Profanities. Often found wandering the streets with a confused look on their face or in front of a juke box or Itunes changing the song every 10 seconds.

I caught this Varnum trying to play hide the sausage with a schnauzer.

by Nick Varnum February 12, 2010

Verumity

To be aroused by gay porn while eating a kiwi on a friday afternoon

Yo,Johnny depp...are you Verumity By that guy shoving his penis in his anus ?

by Gthug4life January 11, 2008

Varnum

A short, awkwardly dressed dog and pig molester who searches for random encounters at spinx gas stations

The cops cornered a Varnum at spinx last night but he shagged two pigs before they caught him- goat scrumper--

by Dsafddd November 15, 2016

divorce-venum

The toxic behavior associated with divorce, prior to and in the aftermath of the actual divorce. Accumulation of negative feelings and the hatred associated with former spouse.

His withholding of childsupport is just another example of his divorce-venum.

by TONGUEJOY March 23, 2013

verbum

another term used in place of "word", or "werd".

-"Yo i went to that greek island, dude"
-"Verbum"

by c.m. February 8, 2004