State of being (Bicycling): When someone looks strikingly attractive in a cycling kit (Lycra, helmet, and sunglasses). However, when they are in regular clothing, they are disappointingly normal looking (or worse).
George- "Hey Brett, what's the story with you friend Jennifer on the Cannondale over there?"
Brett- "Easy, Tiger. She's kind of a Velo-hottie."
George- "Really?"
Brett- " Yeah, once the helmet and glasses comes off, she has a receding hairline and a lazy eye".
George- "Oh.....Well, thanks for the hears up."
Brett- "Easy, Tiger. She's kind of a Velo-hottie."
George- "Really?"
Brett- " Yeah, once the helmet and glasses comes off, she has a receding hairline and a lazy eye".
George- "Oh.....Well, thanks for the hears up."
by Lucky_Skunk September 3, 2013
Get the Velo-hottiemug. by FredPDX May 12, 2009
Get the velo scatmug. by mr.west September 27, 2005
Get the velo warriormug. (verb) – The act of being effortlessly cool, vibing through the moment, and having a ridiculously good time while doing absolutely nothing or everything at once. You’re not trying too hard, you’re just Veloing.
by VeloingFinalBoss November 10, 2025
Get the Veloingmug. Velo is a friend and family who is always there for you, he will always accompany you in times of trouble and whenever. Velo love is unconditional.
Velo is a person who is always cheerful in any circumstances, he can always cheer you up from being sad and stressed to laughing seeing his cheerful and happy face. Velo always makes us laugh with his silly behavior. He never complains, he is the person with the purest heart we have ever met.
Velo is a person who is always cheerful in any circumstances, he can always cheer you up from being sad and stressed to laughing seeing his cheerful and happy face. Velo always makes us laugh with his silly behavior. He never complains, he is the person with the purest heart we have ever met.
by velo best friend November 24, 2021
Get the Velomug. The sexual attraction to putting Velo brand nicotine pouch already used by another person under your lip and masturbating while doing it.
Person 1: "Do you have any Velo pouches?"
Person 2: "Just used ones."
Person 1: "Even better, i have a Velo kink"
Person 2: "Just used ones."
Person 1: "Even better, i have a Velo kink"
by Autistick September 2, 2022
Get the Velo kinkmug. 