Veet Fart

The weird clapping/popping sound your farts make after veeting your crotch and butt hole area. To best describe it, it sounds like passing air between 2 under inflated balloons squished together. It happens because deep inside your butt cheeks where farts first escape is so smooth that it alters the normal sound of a fart.

Friend: Why do your farts sound so weird dude?

Me: Oh, well I just veeted last night and I've been having veet farts ever since. They feel and sound so weird!!!

Friend: ROFLCOPTER

by HOSE B December 5, 2012

Veet Bix

The home brand cheapo version of Weet Bix, and also Bevans fave cereal.

"Oh, yum Veet Bix!"

by Bleh McJoonies June 24, 2003

Big Veets

A man of great intelligence and skill at beer pong, aka Hookah master.

"Didja go to Big Veets' party?"
"Seekest party ever!"

by Zack Stoffers January 19, 2008

veet the vag

1. verb: to procrastinate.

2. verb: to masturbate.

1. i really veeted the vag on that paper.
2. i'm gonna go veet the vag.

by jameesees May 3, 2023

Jon Veet

Noun. Used as a synonym to the word somebody, anybody, or person/people.
Can also be shortened to "Veet"

"Who were you on the phone with?"
"It was Jon Veet."

by darthveeder October 23, 2014