veal

a girl whose ass looks like such an amazingly perfect and tender piece of meat that it just aint' right

Guy One: Yo, look at that little cut of veal passing by!
Guy Two: Damn, shortie got a booty! That just ain't right.

by Amony July 20, 2008

veal

adj. a pre or early pubescent female, who is still unspoiled. i.e virginal and without boyfriend; usually used to make family members uncomfortable.

dude, your sister is still veal, right?

by IUPUI March 6, 2009

Veal

Hot, young ( mostly underage ) piece of ass.

I know it’s inappropriate but when I drive by the high school I cannot help noticing the tender veal.

My daughters new boyfriend -did you see that shit?! That is a piece of veal wouldn’t mind sinking my mouth into

by Pro skills May 24, 2020

veal crates

Several tiny cubicles crammed into one office as desks for graduate students. Like calves being fattened for slaughter, graduate students confined to veal crates can experience chronic stress so extreme as to require medication. Veal-crated students frequently drop our of graduate school after paying tuition for several years, thus helping to ensure that the university's coffers are filled while gaining nothing from the graduate experience but horrible memories and a few useless ideas.

Graduate Student: THIS is my office!!!?? I can't believe it; I'm a PhD student and this is supposed to be a great university. These cubicles are only four feet wide. I'll go insane.

Second Graduate Student: Welcome to the veal crates.

by ring-tailed roarer January 28, 2010

veal-fattening pen

A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm

It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.

by ginger petunia May 16, 2004

Veal With It

A phrase used instead of "Deal With It" when eating meat, preferably Veal. Can be used to deflect accusations towards yourself from another, or as a cheesy line in an action movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger where he may kill a guy who is eating Veal at the time.

Example 1
Dude 1: Dude! Thats my veal! I saved it from the other night!
Dude 2: VEAL WITH IT! MOTHAFUCKA!

Example 2
Evil Posh Guy: Oh Clarence, this Veal is simply divine!
*Arnie smashes door down, and shoots everyone in the room without hesitation*
Arnie: VEAL WITH IT! (In thick Austrian accent)

by FourteenAjk13 December 3, 2011

veal pen

the veal pen is an individual's cube in the feed lot that is corporate america. the unsuspecting worker occupying the cube is kept in the dark and restrained to keep him or her tender until he or she is butchered

"jonesy is stuck in the veal pen until he closes the krupke deal. after that, he's headed to the slaughterhouse"

by jrot May 21, 2008