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Vastectomy

A surgical procedure similar to a vasectomy, but performed on a rather large and robust scrotum/testicals. A gentleman with "big balls" would require a Vastectomy.
David: Dr I would like a vasectomy please.

Doctor: OK lets start with a physical exam, please drop your pants.

David: With pleasure Doc.

Doctor: Wow! From the looks of that duffel bag of a scrotum I can see right off that you need a Vastectomy.
by BigBlackBlick September 15, 2010
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nerbal vasties

a horrible, life threatening disease, most often found on the genitalia of a hobagish -type girl. can be contracted through any means of cunt-tact. More often than not it is contracted by males during there teen years, which is always a time of turbulence and masturbation. This menacing mischief maker is very cunt-tagious. Otherwise known as The Nerb.
Man, after bustin' uglies with that hobag, I caught a mean case of The Nerb.
by Concerned Parent December 26, 2004
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Väster skolan Hässleholm

Is a school in Sweden with lots of imigrants which are very disabled and ruin the entire school spirit for the rest of the school. A few of them are acutally swedish but pretends be a "Babbe" and its because of the norms in sweden
- which School did you go to back in your highschool days? - Ali
- Väster skolan Hässleholm - Alfred
- Ah keff bre - Ali and his gangmembers
by lolipop33 December 11, 2019
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Vasheema

An attractive young woman who has to be tied to chains and thinks she can shapeshift into anything she wants.
Oh man, did you see that Vasheema that got loose today?
by StrangeWords March 1, 2017
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vastectomize

After getting a vastectomy, telling the girl you are sleeping with you are not getting married unless she gets pregnant leading to massive amounts of sex. Aided greatly by her belief you have money.
After his second divorce, Dr. Roberts bought a ferrari and vastectomized half of Nashville.
by appleb July 30, 2010
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Vasheel

OMG I LOVE YOU JESS ----- ROFL vasheel
by Tickno October 18, 2008
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