[valve]niggerkiller

A sniper bot in tf2 that has taken over casual, you can barely join a server without encountering him these days.
It used to crash servers too, although that was fixed a couple of days ago.

Person: *tries to votekick valveniggerkiller*
Gibus pyro: *votes no*

by RenderError April 10, 2020

Valve Time

A Unit of time measurement similar to normal time, however very flexible - something that Valve says might take a week could take a day, or something that they say might take a month, will take a year. Generally fluid.

Team fortress 2 players got the bad end of Valve Time when the pyro update was first announced, and got the good end of it when they fixed the infinite health glitch in record time after it was found.

by De Lumpdumper May 5, 2018

Varvara

The type of girl who would stop the rotation of the earth to be there for her friends. She's sweet, amazing, and not to mention, outgoing. A person who is not friends with her might as well kill an elephant and chop off their arms and legs. Varvara is extremely beautiful and very funny. She will make you laugh wnehever, whereever and will never take a serious situation for real. If you're dying on a street, she'll come up and smile. She'll wink and say "I'm being positive, sister" while you're bleeding in the street. It's okay, that's a good thing. Most people call her ViVi, but people that see kindness and sensitivity in her call her their best friend. Bodacious, flirtacious, random chick. THE BESTEST PERSON EVER.

Yeahh. That was Varvara

by ficklerr July 24, 2010

Valverde

Valverde: savior or something that gives benefit
Ex: this first aid kit is my Valverde
Commonly used as: I got my valverde
Valverde: green valley
A nice area, a safe spot
Ex: Boston became the American's Valverde
Valverde: soccer player at Real Madrid

"I finally got my Valverde"

by TomatoSan January 25, 2021

Varies and Depends

Two words put together to mean one answer for all questions about Radiation.

During class a question was asked about Radiation....Pat-SME answered, that varies and depends.

by Russell Pridgen December 28, 2007

Valve

The video game developer behind the following IPs: Half-Life, Counter-Strike, Portal, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, in addition to several entertaining Source games. One of the few companies that hasn't lost its soul over the years and hasn't (significantly) declined in quality. That isn't to say they haven't done a few rather unpopular things, but at the same time we can't help but love them.

So earlier today; a friend of mine was bitching about Steam being required for this game he bought, how TF2 has been a failure since it went F2P, and how frustrated he was that CS:GO and DOTA 2 were being developed while there was still no word on Episode 3/Half-Life 3. Then he started playing his new copy of Portal 2, and said "I love you Valve. Will you marry me, Gabe Newell?"

by Uh, no. March 6, 2012

Valvert

Ship name for characters Javert and Jean Valjean from the novel/musical 'Les Miserables.' It is most likely the most angsty, romantic, and heart-breaking homosexual ship in the world of fandoms.
Also known as: J/VJ, J/JVJ, Valjert, Jean Valjert, BreadStars.

"So, what's your OTP for Les Miserables?"
"I ship E/R."
"Oh, cool, I ship Valvert."

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"Hey, what's the ship name for Jean Valjean and Javert?"
"Valvert."

by BreadStars March 17, 2013