bedside vaporlock 

Refers to the embarrassing --- not mention messy --- end-result of groggily rolling over on your side at da edge of da bed to use your screw-top pee-jar without having to actually stand up, but then --- in an effort to ensure that you won't splash or spill any urine as you're taking your whiz, you unknowingly press da rim of da jar too firmly against yer abdomen and thus form a tight seal between da rim and yer gut, causing gradual pressure-buildup inside da jar as it fills with your pee, and eventually forces droplets of urine-mist to explosively splutter out from around the rim.

One simple way to reduce the chance of bedside vaporlock is to refrain from shaving yourself "down there", since smooth rubbery freshly-denuded skin always permits a much easier/better "vacuum seal" than if there are thick wiry bristly hairs in the way. Unlike your scalp-tresses or beard, pubic hair usually only gets so long and then simply falls out (think, those short coarse springy hair-curls that you always find in your briefs and in da shower-stall), so unless you have a jock-itch/odor problem or your romantic partner strongly prefers da Baldy from Baldymoore look, there should seldom if ever be a need to "mow da downstairs lawn".

bedside vaporlock by QuacksO November 22, 2018

vaporwork 

When you ask someone to, instead of doing it yourself, to put it in an email or enter it into the system...instead of filling out the paperwork, you are requiring them to fill out emails or online forms (paperwork).

Dude, can't you just email me? Fill out the proper vaporwork and I will get back to you.

vaporwork by lewcocoug May 20, 2009

vapordick

When you reach for your lube in the dark and accidentally grab the Vicks VapoRub

Man, I was ready for some major fapping last night but was lazy and got a serious case of vapordick.

vapordick by swarmsauce November 24, 2020

Vaporcore

A derivative of vaporwave that strips away the specific musical and political references to focus on the aesthetic core: classical busts rendered in pastels, glitch art, liminal spaces, and the haunted nostalgia of dead media. Vaporcore is the mood of an abandoned mall at sunset, a Windows 95 screensaver running on a monitor no one watches, a soundtrack of slowed‑down elevator music. It’s the aesthetic of a future that arrived and then quietly died. Colors are pastel pinks, blues, and purples; textures are grainy, glitched, or softly blurred.

Example: "The video was a slow pan over marble statues overlaid with pixelated glitches and a slowed‑down 80s pop track—Vaporcore, mourning a future that never happened."

Vaporcore by Abzugal March 30, 2026