russian vasectomy

Getting a revolver and blowing one's gonads off.

I didn't want to waste the money, so I just decided to have a Russian vasectomy.

by MuthaLuvR April 14, 2014

Foot Vasectomy

Permanently altering a man’s ability to reproduce by kicking him in the balls or standing on the balls and crushing them.

Dan wanted to make sure he could not father any children so he had me kick him in the nuts repeatedly, giving him a
Foot Vasectomy.

by AileronGirl August 19, 2007

Vainectomy

This word applies to a person that has undergone an unnecessary procedure (usually plastic surgery)due to extreme vanity / vainness

Did you hear Vera had another vainectomy? Really? Yeah, she had her eyelids done.

Doug's wife wants him to go to the plastic surgeon to have his eyes tucked. Doug has steadfastly refused his wife's pleas to undergo this vainectomy. Instead he will continue to age naturally and gracefully.

by Mike Blanche March 31, 2007

Vasectomy

Devenomizing the Cobra

Getting a vasectomy is like Devenomizing the Cobra

by Dritzz September 11, 2011

Mexican Vasectomy

Any kick or punch to the testicles that is so damaging, that sexual reproduction becomes impossible.

I gave that asshole at the bar last night a Mexican Vasectomy for looking at me funny.

by Derp Urban September 13, 2014

Tijuana Vasectomy

v. The act of castrating an individual with a broken tequila bottle.

Ted went to Tijuana and ate the worm in the tequila. When he woke up with no balls, it became evident that he had undergone a Tijuana Vasectomy.

by MJJCool January 9, 2012

Mexican Vasectomy

When a man is holding up a pinata at a kid's birthday party, and one of the kids hits him in the nuts with the stick.

Hell no, I'm not volunteering to hold up that pinata. I still wanna have kids and can't afford a surprise Mexican Vasectomy.

by Team Ax April 29, 2021