Vaginal Vampire

Any person, group of people, or organization that through their speech, writings, and/or actions are implicitly attempting to control, direct, and/or subjugate a woman’s inherent rights to the control of her body, her mind, her sexuality, and medical choices made between her and her doctor. Most of these Vaginal Vampire attacks are veiled in authoritarian religious dogma and conservative political rhetoric in an attempt to steal and control the power of the Womb and/ or Woman. This is accomplished through the demonizing of birth control, abortion, Planned Parenthood, the dumbing down and/or elimination of sexual education, the defining down of the violent crime of rape, the propagation of abstinence only, and the theft of a women’s rights of equality. The tactics employed to accomplish these goals run the gamut from intimidation, fear, propaganda, terror, violence, and murder/assassination.

"Luckily we're systematically stripping women of their rights. Abortion will be illegal in no time!" - Bill
"You're a vaginal vampire. You have no say in the discussion of a woman's choice." - Don

by bort6 October 31, 2011

vampirekin

A person who spiritually identifies as a Vampire. They may experience symptoms like desiring blood, or feeling 'phantom' fangs when they 'shift' (feeling more like their kin(the creature they identify as)).

The person may also take part in Vampirism, and feed off people. Either by drinking blood (human(from a willing donor) or animal) or by feeding off someone's energy.

1) Have you heard they are a member of the Otherkin community?
2) That's cool; what kintype are they?
1) Vampirekin

2) Huh! I've been meaning to find out more about the Otherkin community...

by Sophi118 June 26, 2021

vampire vag

A tight vagina that forms a vacuum seal around the penis, that when the penis is extracted it pulls it back in.

"I was banging Kelly the other day, that bitch is so tight she has a vampire vag!"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

vampire diaries

The best show in the history of time about vampires. Puts Twilight to shame.

Me: "Omigosh, why don't you watch Vampire Diaries?"
Mom: "I don't like it."
Me: *shoots mom in the leg, drags her to the couch, makes her watch 89 episodes on Netflix*

by Kat T. May 3, 2014

energy vampire

A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.

My boss yelled at me for 15 minutes and now I feel like shit. He is such an energy vampire

by netteach March 14, 2003

Vampire

Something that does not sparkle.

Dracula is a vampire, but Edward Cullen is a fairy.

by lacunainc May 13, 2009

Dance in The Vampire Bund

To perform anal sex without sufficient lubrication, thus causing bleeding.

John: We were out of KY so I totally did the dance in the vampire bund.
Sally: You are a terrible person
John: I know. I should kill myself.

by Rutilcaper April 22, 2010