Vanilla Gorilla

a caucasion male, who is large in stature and body language. Actions are sometimes brutish but considered favorable in popular culture. females find the vanilla gorilla's actions and persona to be attractive. other males wish to emulate the Vanilla Gorilla. He is often found in muscle car and motorcycle circles as well as at auto racing events.The vanilla gorrilla is often the hub of activity at any event; considered to be cool and the man on the scene.

"Did you catch the rally race on the T.V. today?" "Ya, the vanilla gorilla in car 54 really tore up the track! Did you see those chicks he was with after the race?"

by The Big Welsh Johnson September 10, 2008

Vanilla gorilla

A huge white dude either muscly or fat and it is a compliment

My cousin Brad is a vanilla gorilla he could tear you a new asshole

by BIGBLACKNIGGABALLSHD69 August 21, 2020

Vanilla Gorilla

A popular nickname of the NBA player Joel Pryzbilla, who is currently the starting center (7' 0") for the Portland Trailblazers.

"Joel Pryzbilla! The Vanilla Gorilla!"

by CouveTJ April 18, 2009

Vanilla Gorilla

An albino African-American.

We saw a Vanilla Gorilla at the airport with his black family.

by boredatwork512 August 19, 2013

Vanilla gorilla

A large white man in stature with a small penis who thinks that he is somehow better than everyone else and that he can get women waaaay above his level. Hypocritical, judgemental, and thinks all women want him. Usually has the face of a girl and veneered teeth with a great big tummy. Usually cannot see his own junk. Fake sweet with phony smile like a used car salesman. Likes to pound his chest and huff when mad.

Cara:Ha, did you see that huge guy just extricate himself from his fancy car?
Sam: Yep, my friend unfortunately knew someone like that. He was known as the vanilla gorilla.

Arrogant moose=vanilla gorilla

by Smidgen135 November 2, 2011

Vanilla Gorilla

A group of males with small penises who think they're the shit but actually suck at all physical activities and life itself

That guy is so lame
He and his friends are total vanilla gorillas

by Reallycoolguy November 24, 2014

Vanilla Gorilla

Slang: Black male or female Albino.

Damn he's black but white skinned and white haired what is he a Vanilla Gorilla?

by Bob Damahn September 4, 2013