a caucasion male, who is large in stature and body language. Actions are sometimes brutish but considered favorable in popular culture. females find the vanilla gorilla's actions and persona to be attractive. other males wish to emulate the Vanilla Gorilla. He is often found in muscle car and motorcycle circles as well as at auto racing events.The vanilla gorrilla is often the hub of activity at any event; considered to be cool and the man on the scene.
"Did you catch the rally race on the T.V. today?" "Ya, the vanilla gorilla in car 54 really tore up the track! Did you see those chicks he was with after the race?"
by The Big Welsh Johnson August 04, 2006
by BIGBLACKNIGGABALLSHD69 August 21, 2020
A popular nickname of the NBA player Joel Pryzbilla, who is currently the starting center (7' 0") for the Portland Trailblazers.
"Joel Pryzbilla! The Vanilla Gorilla!"
by CouveTJ April 18, 2009
by boredatwork512 August 14, 2013
A large white man in stature with a small penis who thinks that he is somehow better than everyone else and that he can get women waaaay above his level. Hypocritical, judgemental, and thinks all women want him. Usually has the face of a girl and veneered teeth with a great big tummy. Usually cannot see his own junk. Fake sweet with phony smile like a used car salesman. Likes to pound his chest and huff when mad.
Cara:Ha, did you see that huge guy just extricate himself from his fancy car?
Sam: Yep, my friend unfortunately knew someone like that. He was known as the vanilla gorilla.
Arrogant moose=vanilla gorilla
Sam: Yep, my friend unfortunately knew someone like that. He was known as the vanilla gorilla.
Arrogant moose=vanilla gorilla
by Smidgen135 November 02, 2011
A group of males with small penises who think they're the shit but actually suck at all physical activities and life itself
by Reallycoolguy November 25, 2014
by Bob Damahn August 03, 2013