vandersloot

verb.

to abduct a girl and make her disappear, esp. from a bar and esp. through the use of alcohol or narcotics.

The way Joanna is letting guys buy her shots and dancing topless on the bar, it's almost as if she's asking to be vanderslooted.

Christian acts like a total vanderslooter - always buying girls drinks and inviting them back to his house.

by elgato23 February 17, 2009

sneaky vandersloot

Inserting your finger or fingers into a woman's vagina and then proceeding to put said finger(s) into her ear. Essentially a wet willy with her own vaginal fluid.

Billy: You know how I was fingering Vanessa the other day?
Bobby: Yeah! What happened?
Billy: Well, she was about to cum and I gave her the ol' sneaky vandersloot instead. She slapped me pretty hard and now she won't talk to me.
Bobby: Huzzah!

by smithee985 September 18, 2010

Vanderspoon

Multiple people spooning at the same time. It is a way of showing that you care by having body contact in excess of hugging, but is not inappropriate as it is done in a public place with all clothing on.

It often happens when hugging just isn't enough.

We all cared for each other so we assembled and vanderspooned last night.

by jaykenbro July 28, 2011

Vandersnatch

Vandersnatch means whatever the user intends. Can be anything. The definition is whatever it is defined as and is subject to change without notice.

I went to the store and I got a vandersnatch. Vandersnatch is not the same as a bandersnatch but it can be the same if so defined at any moment by any one thought or idea and can be immediately once again not the same

by Smackiedomergue October 14, 2018

VanderSnatch

Women who are 3 or more years older than you

In college, we went to the winery to find some silver-spoon VanderSnatch.

by Lil Snitty March 19, 2019

Vandershloot

Your typical slutty female with big tits and ass
A very horny female

Drove past the college saw a gaggle of vandershloots

by Mustard squirt September 20, 2021

vandersnute

A Nomadic juggler, goes from one part of the country to another juggling at Vaudeville shows and is very uppity about it, “oh look at me I can juggle and no one else can.” Vandersnute’s often juggle while riding a unicycle to prove that they’re better than even regular jugglers. The persona they embody is self loathing narcissistic and they are ineffective emotional partners. Everyone knows that about a vandersnute. Great juggler, bad lover. That’s what they say.

Handicapped Vandersnute’s juggle from a wheelchair. If a Vandersnute becomes disabled their proud heritage will keep them juggling. When a Vandersnute can’t juggle anymore they are cast out of the herd and into the wilderness like their forefathers.

Last week at the carnival I saw two Vandersnute’s juggling on unicycles, they were offensive and repugnant.

by WillyMo May 31, 2022