valium 

pretty much...the shit

omg! i really want to take some valium at school tomorrow!

valium by skyeblue July 22, 2006

valium 

What I take when I'm bored

Hehe hey p I took some valium hehe

valium by Rivers October 15, 2003

valium 

a pill guys try to make you take so u loosen up

take some valium itll make u feel better

valium by Anonymous July 26, 2003

friendship valium 

That warm, fuzzy, relaxed feeling you get when you spend time with a good friend you haven't seen in a very long time.

I was on friendship valium when I saw Sara at the wedding.

friendship valium by smileyy December 21, 2012

Poor Mans Valium 

Is to masterbate in the helps of relaxing

I was soo stressed last night i took some poor mans valium to sleep

Poor Mans Valium by Kriix June 4, 2009

Stumble Valium 

After hours (sometimes minutes) of Stumbling (StumbleUpon) through crap and finding something actually funny.

It combats Stumble Depression which is what you suffer while waiting for something good.

"Man work sucks today, I've been Stumbling for half an hour now and all I'm getting is 10 ways to improve shite"!

"I feel so bad for you right now"

"STFU man it's all good, found some new Bushism Quotes... Ahh the Stumble Valium kicks in"

Stumble Valium by Mathius October 30, 2007

cat valium

1.a type of date rape club drug usually used on animals
2. another word for ketamine
3. something you don't want slipped in your drink at a party

carol got some of that cat valium slipped in her coke last night and she was out cold.

cat valium by lilliaaan January 9, 2008