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Valedictorian 

Me, nigga
Hey did you hear that Maddox is a valedictorian at Harvard?

You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.
Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.

the valedictorian 

This is like Missionary but SO much better. With him on top, have him put your ankles up by his shoulders so your legs make a "V." You'll still get to enjoy plenty of eye contact, but the super deep penetration makes it feel way naughtier. The best position ever, the valedictorian

Vaseline Valedictorian

Graduated in Vaseline. Had every every colour of tin, even the limited editions. You won't see them without one sliding out of their pocket every 10 to 15 minutes.
"I own every varient, flavour and scent of vaseline. I am such a vaseline valedictorian, I love it! I can't enough of the stuff"

End-of-Semester Valedictorian 

Typically observed in higher education or at the high school level. Refers to the phenomenon in which a student who has done minimal coursework, suddenly exhibits an immense amount of effort, completing (or attempting to complete) every assignment; this is accompanied by a "sudden", doctoral level, concern about one's Grade Point Average (GPA) and academic standing. This term originated from decades of confused professors and teachers musing," if student name had demonstrated this effort and consideration for their GPA throughout all four years of college/high school, they could be valedictorian of their class". Addendum: This term can also apply to the class rank parents expect their student to achieve when they turn in one missing assignment (typically two to five days after the end of the semester); however, it should not be confused with "End-of-Semester Salutatorian".
The college professor sighed and drank deeply into a cup of coffee, "I know Sarah needs an 'A' in my class in order to have a high enough GPA in his major to graduate, just another 'End-of-Semester Valedictorian" :takes another drink of coffee: "thankfully, I teach college".
*or*
The AP Physics teacher was just about to take a drink of her ice-cold stale coffee when "Jeff", who spent most of the course roaming the halls, busted into the room for the fifth time that day, and asked "what can I do to get a 98?" Jeff was clearly an example of the dreaded "End-of-Semester Valedictorian".

valedicktorian 

Someone who graduated purely by pleasing a lot of teachers for better grades.
Rumor has it that she graduated from highschool as a valedicktorian.
valedicktorian by Yingwu June 17, 2020