vagnostic

A person who has to deny she is a lesbian because everyone assumes she is.

Hey, I don't go to the Church of Our Lady of Internal Genitalia...I guess you could call me a vagnostic.

by quillian5000 April 21, 2009

Vagorexia

An emotional disorder characterized by an obsesive desire to surgically reduce the size of ones vagina. Where as the vagina is the object of body dysmorphia.

Lucy was about to have her vagina surgically tightened for the third time, when a friend intervened and she instead sought help for Vagorexia.

by alanaxox June 17, 2017

Vaginor

Elite way of saying Vagina

Ei. Ei. Dis "Vaginor" is Awesome

by El Mexicano Burrito Arriba June 5, 2009

Vagcork

A vagina cork. Analagous to a 'cock-block' for males. A vagcork is a person whose actions inhibit successful mating behavior for the female victim.

Pronounced vaj-cork.

That really hot guy was coming on to me at Whole Foods until Karen, the big vagcork, started yammering about getting lots of yogurt so I could cure my bad gas.

by Neuroguru August 2, 2009

vangorder

A female teacher, a haggard-faced, vomit-inducing fugly of a woman, who has an ear-jarring cackle, and a goatish sense of humor whom nobody likes.

"Ooooh, If that VanGorder speaks to me again I'll wring her neck!"

by Bleah January 1, 2004

Vagcore

a band who thinks they are so metal/hardcore/brutal or whose fans think they are so metal/hardcore/brutal although they are not and are no where near said adjectives. derived from the various prefix "core" genres (i.e. metalcore, deathcore, electrocore, mathcore, etc) and The slang for vagina "vag" which implies pussy as in a weak or lame.

disturbed, recent metallica, system of a down, lamb of god, Atreyu, and especially slipknot are just a few vagcore bands

by epic ethan July 13, 2009

Vagorn

An instrument used to pry open a tight vagina prior to intercourse.

Baby you are to big to fit inside me, you better use the vagorn.

by Dirty Joma January 5, 2009