vaginophrenia

An unexplainable and inconsistent state of mind that comes from having a vagina. ALWAYS eventually results in senseless or irrational behavior by a woman.

The most prominent reason a man can never truly have a female best friend.

"I thought she was the first girl I could actually understand, she seemed cool."
"You underestimated the effects of vaginophrenia, my friend."

by Cullen/ RW September 28, 2008

vaginocerous

a vagina with such a hard and big clit that it looks like a horn

she took her pants down and there it was a big vaginocerous staring me right in the face

by whittakerr March 28, 2009

Vaginonomics

Modeled after the book; Freakonomics. A different take on economics, everything revolves around the vagina. A social science concerned chiefly with the fact that pussy is the center of the universe and all related commerce. More powerful than money.

The vaginonomics of that dating that chick is rough, I cant afford her anymore!

She must have majored in vaginonomics, that bitch consumes more cash than anyone I know.

Getting married and buying her a new house, new car, credit cards, jewelery; keeping a woman in a lifestyle is all part of vaginonomics.

by Heywood 76 March 7, 2009

vaginosis

A vaginal infection causing one's "business" to smell like pike place market on a hot sunday afternoon. See: Esther Ramirez.

When Esther's vaginosis makes you'r eyes water.

by alawishous 5000 bling bling May 16, 2008

Vagino

The female reproductive organ.
INSERT PENIS HERE

Joe inserted his Penis into Sora's vagino.

Mimi has quite the wide vagino

by Boshinator October 18, 2007

vaginoma

Literally a Tumor of the Vagina.

A exceedingly annoying woman.

A woman at the pinnacle of PMS. Devoid of Logic and Reason and to be avoided at all costs.

"Her Vaginoma makes her unbearable to me"

What a Vaginoma that woman is, i hate speakign with her

by DB January 13, 2005

vaginoscope

A certain scientific tool that allows a man (or woman) to measure the horny levels of one particular vagina. Used in a large group setting, the vaginoscope may malfunction, backfiring on the user and creating several black holes. This tool is very rare and very dangerous, so only an exclusive group of highly intelligent asian M.D.PhDs are allowed near them. Some say they don't exist; some haven't the nerve to believe. But some know the truth: it exists, and you can't even tell.

As a physical property of science, I find velocity to be highly hornifying to my vaginoscope.

by The Discoverer September 14, 2009