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Virginesque

(1) To be of the virgin populace.
(2) To express virgin-like qualities.
Stevey: I know one of these days I will get to touch my first woman's breast!
Jerome: Stevey, that was a very virginesque comment.
Stevey: What do you mean, Jerome?
Jerome: You need to get laid.
by Mr. Moto July 3, 2007
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Vagisqueeze

What I do to tighten my vaginal wall after giving birth
He said I was lose last night, like a hot dog thrown down a hallway. Better practice my vagisqueeze.
by Trinity Lost September 25, 2020
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Vaginese

A dialect of every language, spoken exclusively by women for the sole purpose of confusing and frustrating men, with the end goal of attaining what all women want: money and attention. This counterintuitive speech always has a covert meaning and motive behind it, and when not immediately interpreted correctly, it will result in extreme bitchiness. This bitchiness can only be satisfied by material possessions of great value, and listening to incessant nonsensical and illogical woman-bullshit.
"I don't know, whatever you want."
"I told you already, it's ok with me."
"Honestly, you don't need to do this."
"does this make me look _______?"
"Oh, nothing. Nevermind."
"You do trust me, don't you?"
by i like gangster rap. September 25, 2004
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Vaginese

The act of performing Cunnilingus... IE "eating out" "Muff Diving" etc..
Damn... I ate me some vaginese last night and I think they cooked it too close to the fish...
by Mbigger February 5, 2010
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vaginese chicken

that nips vaginese chicken was as tight as virgin butthole
by vaginawhip15 May 24, 2011
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Vaginese

A language spoken by females that is not understood by anyone without a vagina.
Female Coworker: "I think we should print this project on the digital press, as the cost will be much more feasible for this client."

Male Boss ignores her, as if he has heard nothing at all.

Male Coworker: "Hey Keith, how about we print this job on the digital press, as the cost will be much more feasible for this client?"

Male Boss: "Great idea, Tim! What would we do without your inspired input?"

Female Coworker (under her breath): "Man, I must've been speaking Vaginese again."
by prinlab June 25, 2010
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Vaginesteine

Wow! I was playing scrabble with the neighbor lady today, and it turns out she's a real Vaginesteine when it comes to the dictionary
by Old Grey Beard September 4, 2010
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