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sand in the vagina

A metaphor describing someone who complains a lot or who is given to whining.
Andy: "But guys!...I don't want to go to Bennigans, their food gives me the runs!"
Carl: "Quit acting like a little bitch with sand in the vagina!"
Tina: "Yeah, here's a douche!"
by St Crab July 5, 2006
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Who put sand in her vagina

A term used to describe old, irritating, irrational old people. Sand in vagina's can be irritating and make people a bunch of assholes to be/ work with.
Student 1- So I drew that damn picture and that old bitch the principle gave me a one week suspension. I'm totally fucked when I get home.

Student 2- damn dude, who put sand in her vagina
by Wasinator March 12, 2011
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sand in my vagina

A good excuse to get out of anything.
Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.
by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003
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sand in the vagina

This phase can be applied to men as well. i.e. A man who complains constantly or who has a pissy expression in his face.
Example: That guy is bitching about everything, he must have sand in the vagina.
by BAMFclops November 28, 2009
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sand in your vagina

A person who is overreacting for no apparent reason. One who is acting fussy, or moody. Similar to that of a weenus or other soft spined creatures, having no hard exoskeleton.
Example 1

Hey man, why you are acting like that, I know it wasn't something I said or did, mabey there's some sand in your vagina.

Example 2

Hey man, have you talked to Tippy lately? No, he must have sand in his vagina, because he doesnt want to talk for no apparent reason.
by Tipster Associate August 14, 2014
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Sand in der Vagina

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a girl or boy who's pretty bitching around and feeling uncomfortable.
Me: "Hey Kate, wanna go out tonight?"
Kate: "Ohhhh, no, no...I'm freezing and I'm so exhausted from work and it's cold outside."
Me: "So you simply got Sand in der Vagina, eh?"
by Moritz Sand in der Vagina September 26, 2007
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sand in your vagina

a condition causing bad moods, usually experienced by females but also can affect some males. Can only be fixed by a douche!
You're in a bad mood today, have you got sand in your vagina?
by rubberbudgie October 8, 2003
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