vaginanigans

Shenanigans or bad decisions involving a vagina. Often, a story from the previous night, detailing ones sexually activities and/or regrets. Vaginanigans usually involve a lot of alcohol.

She was regaling us all with her vaginanigans from the night before. That girl needs to learn to hold her tequila.

vaginanigans by figarofigaro April 29, 2010

vaginalia 

noun plural \ˌvä-jə-ˈnā-lē-ə\ the non-essential bits surrounding the vagina, vaginal decoration or embellishment.

Doctor Jones was ready to start Susie's pap smear, but he first had to navigate the vast amount of vaginalia she had acquired during her many years of hard living.

vaginalia by webnabled September 8, 2013

vaginaing 

1. The rubbing of two or more vaginas together at any one time for sexual pleasure.

I want to vagina you on a desert road to nowhere, by a pool of water that never was.

My girlfriend and I were sprung by my nanna while vaginaing to the sensual tunes of Barry White

vaginaing by Punk Rat January 16, 2006

vaginaria 

To break out in a rash of Vaginas, usually brought on by being over crazy about a girlfriend you have. This girlfriend may be your first, or maybe you're just to much of a vagina to know how to handle your women. You'll usually see this rash appear after symptons like you crying yourself to sleep because your happpy, spend more then 20 bucks on her in the first 4 months, or even cut your leg and back hair just because she made a comment about you being really hairy. If you think your friend may have this no cause for alarm. This is easly treatable with creams and pills. Also heavy amounts of masterbation and watching of manly movies like Fight Club and Rocky. Also you'll have to let go of that girl, she's probbuly a Cling-On anyways. But no worrys to the friends who help the victim. As of now Vaginaria is NOT contagious.

Friend 1-My buddy just shaved his back hair for his girlfriend.
Friend 2- OMG, does he smell kind of like fish and cry about this girl
Friend 1- O god no, it can't be, not Vaginaria!

vaginaria by One Knight Stand January 1, 2007

Vaginannihilation 

The act of completely and utterly decimating ones vagina, typically in the act of sexual intercourse or a fierce masturbation session.

I committed an aggressive act of vaginannihilation on Lindy. Doctor's say she'll be able to walk again in 2-3 months.

Vaginannihilation by cy nyde April 29, 2014

vaginaitis 

Someone who whines about something too much has "vaginaitis"

Billy, "oowww, this hurts SO bad."
Josh, "WTF, you have vaginaitis you homo?"

vaginaitis by Anonymous July 21, 2003

vaginarian 

A lesbian.

Man, look at that huge vaginarian. Go arm wrestle!

vaginarian by hotdogwheel January 20, 2004