Vagitarious

A Vagatarious aka VAG is a slender young lad whose sole purpose is to seduce women into sleeping with him often with the use of dinner dates and coffee chats. He is capable of shitting an endless amount. Thus, he is awarded shit-points when deification arises (often numerous times in a day).

"Hey, guess who I saw at Espresso Royale?"
"Vagitarious...!"
"Yeah, he was on one of his coffee chats. God that kid chats a lot...Almost as much as he shits. I mean, GOD DAMN, he fuckin pooped 3 times at my place last night within the hour.... I had to award him with 3 shit points!"

by Ed Nygma May 11, 2009

vaginatitus

A gender specific disease afflicting male humans. Specific symptoms include acting like a pussy.

Martin called in sick. Sounds like a case of vaginatitus.

by Mybishi December 24, 2013

VAGILICIOUS

A very pleasing; delightful Vagina

Wow baby you pussy is vagilicious today!!!!

by Kyle Scot Barrett February 17, 2009

vaginasinus

sedimentry smell of the night before.
in regards to cunilingus morning after smell

when you have gone down with cunilingus the night before and you still have that sedimentary smell ....not taste ......of the nights appetite. that smell ....that is sometimes quite satisfying is ....vaginasinus.

by ozymuk June 11, 2006

vaginacolous

to live within the vagina

the mouse was a vaginacolous creature

man i want to live in your cunt
woman you cant be vaginacolous you're too big!

CRABS!!!

by vaginacolous April 20, 2010

vaginaliciousness

Something that has great, awesome, or likeable qualities.

"Your hair has vaginaliciousness!"

by Madison Jones February 8, 2009

Vaginacitis

vag-uh-nuh-si-tus

A condition caused by being punched in the vagina.
Symptoms occur very quickly after a swift punch to the vaginal area, also known as the pubic region. Symptoms include but are not limited to: a painful vagina, creepy behavior, pouty attitudes, and the sudden desire to eat.

"She's probably so grouchy because she has vaginacitis..."

-(swift punch to vagina)
-"Are you going to eat that?"

by Banat November 3, 2007