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Vaxsexual

Vaxsexuals are extremist COVID vaccinated individuals who love a good jab or two on a regular basis while their extreme superiority complexes enable them to think they are not spreaders of a disease or have a superior mutation within a variant which keeps them away from COVID unvaccinated individuals even when their transmission percentages are higher.
I am an omicron vaxsexual spreader and you are just a plain omicron spreader

As a vaxsexual, my covid is than your covid

Vaxsexual strains still protect the vulnerable, your strain is inferior and shit.

I'm a vaxsexual... Do you even omicrondeltacon?
by KostaSta December 22, 2021
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Vaxsexual

Vaxsexuals are extremist COVID vaccinated individuals who love a good jab or two on a regular basis while firmly believing they do not spread COVID as much although data shows otherwise or that they have a superior mutation of a variant that is totally different to the unvaccinated. Prime example is omicron being spread by the vaccinated but they still do not want to be around the unvaccinated. These type of people are generally hostile and are conspiracy theorists who are comparable the other side of the spectrum of conspiracy theorists. Vaxsexuals will also try to force jab you in any way they can, be it in the arm or up your arse.
Yes I got covid but I'm a vaxsexual, get out of here with your peasant strain

I'm a vaxsexual, my covid is better than your covid

I'm a vaxsexual omicron spreader, you're just an omicron spreader

Stay away from my safe space, only other vaxsexuals are allowed

Chucks tantrum in vaxsexual

I'm a vaxsexual, do you even covid?
by KostaSta December 22, 2021
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Vaxstremist

(Noun) A vaxstremist is a person who is the polar opposite of the anti-vaxxer. They are balls to the wall crazy about knowing everybody's vaccination status, from the controversial Covid-19 vaccine to the seasonal flu shot.

Similar to anti-vaxxers, vaxstremists are also known to fear monger in favor of even controversial vaccines. Upon encountering an unvaccinated individual, the vaxstremist will typically poke and prod for the reasoning behind the individual's choice for being unvaccinated. If the vaxstremist happens to disagree with the unvaccinated's logic & reasoning, no matter how sound or sensible it may be, and no matter how polite the unvaccinated was, the vaxstremist will recoil and respond with a vitriol unmatched by most normal human beings.

Vaxstremists should not, however, be confused for people who rationally weigh the pros & cons of any given vaccine and decide to take one based on their own logic and knowledge of their personal health.
Karen: Joey! Did you hear about the new vaccines that were recently rolled out?

Joey: Yeah, but I'm going skip getting one.

Karen: WhAt?! You-You're gOinG tO pPpFfhhHTTHTHTHTPPFFTH WHAAAT?! WHY?!?!

Joey: It's obvious that these new vaccines are relatively untested since they contain a new sort of biotechnology that is clearly still in its infant stages and they were created in less than two weeks. Besides, I'm relatively healthy, fit, youthful, and I live by myself. I don't see why I should need one.

Karen: I can't believe you, you horrible, selfish, evil cRiMinAL! YoU bELonG iN pRiSon!! I'M cALLiNg tHe pOLicE!!

Joey: Kids, this is why you should never become a vaxstremist. ☕️ Life is too short to worry about your neighbor's private medical business! And remember!: Your drastic opinions are not sound medical advice and should not dictate what others may do with their bodily autonomy!
by Fire Tongue December 21, 2023
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