vlak

Vlak Vukovic (1912 - 1996) was one of the most well-known Yugoslav scientists of his time and a dissident anti-communist. He was born to a Serbian peasant family in what is today Krajina, Croatia.

Vlak's most well-known theory is "The Law of the Representation of Vlak".

Vlak stated that If you do something (s) with a certain number (n) of possibilities, something with absolutely no connection to anything (x) will occur.

Unfortunately, his theory was never believed until his death.

Vlak survived the First World War, fought in the Second World War, survived Ustasha concentration camps, communist persecution, yet continued to dissent even though he was imprisoned and tortured several times. He survived the Yugoslav civil war and continued to be healthy.

He moved to Belgrade in 1996 and in the same year, died in a bicycle accident as he was going to a donut shop.

by Der Meister November 5, 2003

vlakrodos

Whiny 15-year-old who will do anything for attention.

That little vlakrodos is broke his bunkbed when we didn't let him play outside.

by Sekani January 28, 2003

Valak

The name of the Main Antagonist featured in The Conjuring 2, And The Nun.

Girl: Has anyone seen the conjuring 2?

Girl 2: Yeah, Valak was extremely petrifying. *shivers*

by whatwouldgaypeoplesay January 7, 2023

vlakrodos

Quite possibly an arch-villain. Quite possibly the toughest S.O.B. known to man. But in reality, he is little more than a squirmy, sniveling, slobber-mouthed manchild that is desperate for some luvin'.

Vlakrodos ate my balls!

by Abobo January 31, 2003

Walls Of Volak

An overly aggressive hand job, one there is no escape from.

yo she hit me with the walls of volak and from that moment on it was a wrap.

by Datava October 14, 2020

valak

A term where calling a friend or stranger a retarded person, could also be used to say others dumb, stupid and useless, can also be used to call out or shout out for a only a really good friend or to challenge them.

-That guy who smokes weed is a valak.

-It's just a math question, why can't you do it stupid valak.

-My valak has a new video, please go and give it a like.

-Valak, you wanna go bro?

by Void_Presence June 14, 2017

vlakrodos

i living breathing, blowjob giving human who does them for free...he is gay.yes

vlakkdros blew me

by vla-kro-dos February 18, 2003