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V.I.P.

Vagina Influenced Personality

When a man becomes pussy whipped, he starts thinking like a vagina. Like his girlfriend's vagina, his brain becomes a hollowed-out void of moist nothingness. Her pussy lips start effecting everything that comes out of his lips. Everything he says to and around her is in hopes of appeasing her so that she will give him vagina access. Common symptoms: Kissing her ass, apologizing for everything, thinking before EVERYTHING you say to her, continuously telling your friends they are "immature" in her presence.
My good buddy Zack told me this dirty joke the other day. When I repeated it in from of his girlfriend, he told me that I was a pervert and that I need to show some respect in front of her. And when I explained that he's the one that told me the joke, he denies it in front of her. Zach has a bad case of the V.I.P.
by Dicky L. June 21, 2008
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V.I.P. is an acronym for "Vanilla Ice Paraphrase." It means changing one small part of something and claiming it as your own. Just like Vanilla Ice did in his hit song "Ice Ice Baby." He used a another songs melody and claimed it as his own because of one small change.
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's morning?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of June,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date".

When a person is confronted with the plagiarism of the poem above the accuser might say, "Just because you V.I.P. a poem doesn't make it yours!"
by William Rains April 6, 2008
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Smoke pot.
or
Special place designated to smoke pot.
Let's go VIP.
or
Come on up to the VIP
by joe September 2, 2003
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Don't sweat it... they're a V.I.P. , they'll get back what they've put in..
by KhandooKunta August 31, 2021
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V.I.P. stands for: Very Impressive Penis, it's a way of telling someone their dick is big
Prsn. 1: "yo, can you give me feedback on this dickpic?"

Prsn. 2: "sure"

*Prsn. 1 shows it*

Prsn. 2: "Damn, that's a V.I.P.!"

Prsn. 1: "Ty man!"
by AkaDragonKing July 14, 2022
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v.i.p.editz.21 is the best tiktoker ever
carl says who is the best tiktoker jimmy says dummy i cant belive you dont know its v.i.p.editz.21
by josaon hutchins October 23, 2022
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V.I.P.T.M.

Very
Important
Person
To
Me
Hey why did you google this I told you not to
They are a V.I.P.T.M.
by NotM3e February 7, 2023
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