UTS

Short for: Useless To Society.

Person, Animal or object that is quite pathetic at everything.

That girl cant sing, dance, drive or even do her job. She is such a UTS

by HeyJesse July 29, 2010

UTS

University of Technology Sydney a.k.a Union of Trashcan Scourers. The birthplace of autism, well renowned for its admission of any and every scumbag offering degrees such as Masters in Prostitution and Bachelor of Destined-to-be-a-cashier-at-7/11. Sydney is well and truly ashamed of this university and only permits this establishment to exist because it acts as a safe-haven that houses all the undesirable members of society eg: neo-nazis and rapists.

Person 1: I do an arts degree at UTS
Person 2: oh no, how long do you have left to live? is it contagious?

by HugeDickEnergy2222 March 25, 2019

UTS

Utter gay shit means that you like cock in your asshole little kids think they're roadmen when using this term when really it stands for Utter Twat Syndrome only tossers like the term

Him:I am a proud UTS member
His friend: I hope you and your family get cancer

by Cancer Wagon December 13, 2019

Uts

If somethings nastee you say: "Uts!"

(Can also be spelled "Utz")

"1, 2, 3 UTS!"

by PartyOmten November 3, 2020

Uts

A word used as a replacement for other words, and when used in context correctly, others who know of the words use will understand right away.
It can be used as a noun, a verb and an adjective.

When something is awesome.
"That's uts!"
Derivatives can also be used by adding to the original word, like when something is bad.
"That's shuts!

The word can also be used as a replacement.

"Did you get any more uts?" (Did you get any of what we asked?)
Or
"Shut the fuck uts!" (Shut up)
Or
"Get the fuck uts" (Get out)

by McShuts December 13, 2020

UTS

UTS, formerly known as the University of Technology Sydney now recently granted by the NSW parliament an ammendment to its name and is now formally recognized as the Chinese UNiversity of Technology Sydney i.e. CUNTS

UTS? No, I graduated from CUNTS

by Doctor Procter February 8, 2021

UTS

Abbreviated to UTS, Up The Shit is an Australian term used to define a thing or situation that is less than optimal.

“Hey mate, this fucking thing isn’t working”

“Yeah na, it’s UTS cunt”

by Hackpwn October 10, 2021