Uterus

Object that your male friend penetrates while *bumping uglies* Usually painful for the one night stand lady.

While Johnny fucked Sally, she screamed in pain, because Johnny was penetrating her uterus.

by Sally December 15, 2003

Uterus

1. The area inside of the female genetalia, used to house a fetus during pregnancy.
2. The area into which the penis or balls are inserted.

"I once shoved a cow into my uterus."

by Matthew July 25, 2003

Uterus

The shit where babies chill for a light 9 months

Person A: What's uterus?

Person B: The shit where babies chill for a light 9 months

by Torq'd May 30, 2018

Uterus

My toilet.

My toilet bit my penis and tore it off!

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

blue uterus

When a woman is sexually aroused but does not have intercourse, causing physical pain. Similar to blue balls for men.

Girl 1: He teased me so much and didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: Damn. That's brutal.
Girl 1: He gave me blue uterus.
Girl 2: I feel you, that's the worst.

by trixxxondixxx June 2, 2014

Fudgey Uterus

During intercourse via the anus, the penis is used to push faeces up the colon, thusly ending in a "fudgey uterus" of sorts.

Stephs ambiguous lifestyle led to a fudgey uterus.

by scentless apprentice January 3, 2010

flying uterus

The logo of the texas university whorns. Also a way of displaying ones gayness.

I thought that guy was about as cool as aids when I saw him making the sign of the "flying uterus" at the game.

by B*rad August 13, 2007