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1. The area inside of the female genetalia, used to house a fetus during pregnancy.
2. The area into which the penis or balls are inserted.
"I once shoved a cow into my uterus."
Uterus by Matthew July 25, 2003
The shit where babies chill for a light 9 months
Person A: What's uterus?

Person B: The shit where babies chill for a light 9 months
Uterus by Torq'd May 30, 2018
My toilet.
My toilet bit my penis and tore it off!
Uterus by Anonymous May 9, 2003
Part of a female body that is categorized as a weapon and protected under the Second Amendment.
The Second Amendment protects a woman’s right to control her uterus.
Uterus by CLKTRA May 22, 2019
The world's greatest firewall. One single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA info. One ejaculation transfers 15,875 GB of data, equivalent to that held on 7500 laptops.
I will DDOS your uterus
What gives you the ability to grow muscle. Located mainly in the upper body, sometimes in the lowerbody
Greg bled from his uterus once because of how hand he was working out
Uterus by Greg bingleberryton March 10, 2023