uricide

The act of killing a fly or other insect in a urinal by hitting it with your urine stream

I just committed first degree uricide of that horsefly that was in the pisscan.

by Telephony October 24, 2010

urinialphobia

The fear of standing between two men at a public urinal.

"I think most men suffer from urinalphobia at some stage in their lives" - Dr Phil Space

by Mr Ben February 11, 2005

Unilicious

Used to describe an attractive powerful female that wears her ponytail directly on top of her head. She has a high self esteem, is a "good girl" and proudly professes her love of everthing unicorn.

Amy loves her ponytails like her unicorns. She's so unilicious!

by TheBrunes August 31, 2016

utility wank

Masturbation, not initiated out of sexual arousal, but to achieve a goal, like relieving pressure or to become tired.

I couldn't sleep, so I utility wanked.

I wasn't even horny, it was just a utility wank so I could go to sleep.

by Germaggeddon January 9, 2013

Shaq-urikin

The most deadly fighting game move of all time, followed closely by the dockside dagger

When you play Shaq Fu with your friends, you should always ban the Shaq-urikin and the dockside dagger if anyone is playing as Shaq or Diesel, otherwise one player will dominate.

by LinkStrifeNova January 14, 2004

utility nail

When you let a fingernail grow (usually the thumb or index finger) so it's just long enough to perform handy tasks.

This can be useful for opening packages, scraping stuff, picking your nose (if you're so inclined), self defense, plucking a stringed instrument, itching scratches... etc.

Guy 1: Hey Bill, do you need some scissors to open that box?
Bill: That's ok, I have my utility nail.

Bill proceeds to puncture the plastic with his utility nail then rip open the rest of the box.

Sue noticed a spot of dried crud on her project just before turning it in. Luckily, she had her utility nail and was able to scrape it off.

by ichigodesuka June 2, 2009

Utilitarian

Thanos. No one else preaches fairness and equality more than the purple man himself.

The one and only utilitarian is Thanos himself

by Thanthannosnos April 26, 2019