Upage

Upage is a field hockey term which refers to the occasion when the ball in play rises above the maximum playable height limit. This height limit is dependent upon the level of play (middle school, high school, etc) as well as the eccentric interpretation of the on-field officials. "Upage" is never consistently applied and is often times used by an official to halt the down-field progress of the team they do not want to win. Upage is evidenced by the blowing of the whistle, stoppage of play and reversal of possession. As upage is often whimsical in it's application, and generally results in bewilderment of the players and fans alike, it is consistently used to "make up" for previous missed violations.

We were flying down the field, but were upaged. The game went into the crapper after that.

by Wordmanster2 November 11, 2010

uprape

A software update that wrecks features that made the software wonderful, removing or breaking features, filling it with disgusting shit and leaving it a sad broken shell of its former self.

Doors upraped their flagship OS in version 8, imposing an obnoxious clownish fake touch screen like interface as the centerpiece of a formerly great operating system.

by whiteraven9 November 6, 2013

Upraging

The rage one feels when they they find out one of their favorite, or commonly used websites has "upgraded" itself again, which often starts out as rage, and then turns into lingering disappointment.

This rage is most often caused by the fact that the website was perfectly fine the way it was and now has been changed from the foundation up so that no one knows how to use it, or it just isn't as good as it was before. Rage also may come from the fact that a lot of the upgrades lead to websites not functioning correctly, or being really slow and annoying as hell because the creators wanted to stay hip, and ruined their website by trying too hard.

Sydney: "Jesus! I just went to myspace and they changed everything again, and now everything is stupid and crappy."

Briana: "I know, I can't even figure out how to edit my about me! I'm fricking Upraging right now!"

by JelloLove November 17, 2010

uppage

When you come first at every Irish LAN but are still on the dole

Ah man uppage

by Dusht April 1, 2018

Uprape

When your electronic device decides to update without your consent causing major problems and delays to you and your device

Friend 1: my laptop is updating and I didn't even give it permission. My entire paper is lost.

Friend 2: bro that's uprape.

by Alexipie18 September 13, 2018

Upager

Up + ager = Upager

Someone who draws loli porn, but they make said lolies “older” and pretend it’s okay.

It’s not.

A: “Look, its okay because they’re’ older’.”
B: “No it’s fucking not you Upager”

by MonaGod April 23, 2021