fucked-upgrade

A software upgrade that is somehow not as good as good as the software it replaced.

"I just downloaded the fucked-upgrade of Photoshop and now you can't 'undo', you can only 'step backwards'.

"The new version of such and such trashed my hard drive. That's one fucked-upgrade."

1.: I guess they came up with a new fucked-upgrade to Yahoo! Mail. You DL it?

2.: Nope.

1.: Me neither.

by Mooderator September 4, 2007

Samsung Upgrade

When someone, takes an electronic product, then jizzes in/on it to improve it's "semi-conductance" capabilites: in homage to the great south korean corporation, who initiated this practice.

Jin: "Dude, I just gave your laptop a Samsung upgrade!"

Min-ho Lee: "WTF!!!"

by Fackerman March 20, 2011

Upgrade High

that short-lived personal satisfaction you get just after upgrading your software to the latest version

oh what an upgrade high I'm on - I'm now running the latest version of Skype, BBM and BB Sync for Mac. Pity it will only last a few days...

by Peter Greenwall November 13, 2011

upgrade regifting

the act of regifting a recieved gift, however an additional five to ten dollars is spent to upgrade the gift to a larger size or better make. this in turn makes the giver feel more better about the regifting.

Jeff- "I'll be right back, I gotta go to the store to finish up my Christmas shopping."

Pops- "Whatcha gettin?"

Jeff- "Gonna take this flashlight back and get a bigger one. I love upgrade regifting.

Pops- "Didn't I get you a flashlight last year for Christmas?"

by thetryplethreat December 23, 2010

upgrade

n. something that raises its subject to a higher level of potency, an artificial adaptation.

v. to make something more powerful or significant

L3K gets a new upgrade every day; she acquired teleportation a couple weeks ago for instance.

by The Ugly One November 19, 2003

upgrade

To make a better choice for a relationship partner.

Joe: Have you seen my new girlfriend?
Bob: Yes, she's a nice upgrade.

John: You are so nice! My last girlfriend was always going crazy white girl on me.
Sue: Nice upgrade.

Sharon: I love that you actually have a job, unlike my last boyfriend.
Fred: Nice upgrade.

by Harmony08 September 15, 2010

upgradeophobia

The irrational fear of software upgrades

Grandinisha Persipony did not update her Mac to the latest OS as her upgradeophobia paralyzed her emotionally and she needed to take several pain killers to numb the fear.

by LamonteCristo August 14, 2016