updagrade 

the unholy combination of update and upgrade, often used by those who don't understand what either an update or an upgrade is.

If you are unable to view then a JAVA updagrade could be necessary. - NASA (http:(//)science.nasa.gov(/)realtime(/)jtrack(/)3d(/)JTrack3D.html/)

Also, commonly used by random bloggers: "Hey man, should I updagrade that town hall or just save up for the barracks?"

updagrade by updagrade_me November 14, 2014

social upgrade 

to social upgrade means to accomplish media by social media for social media marketing, like facebook, twitter, foursquare or linkedin.

social upgrade your media plan by facebook or twitter.

social upgrade by burkhard July 7, 2011

ghetto upgrade 

When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.

I got a ghetto upgrade on my flight to Bangkok and was able to sleep most of the way.

ghetto upgrade by the booniepepper April 14, 2009

updegrade 

The result of having upgraded something only to find out afterwards that things are worse than before. Commonly used with the "-ed" ending and/or put in quotes to emphasize its difference from a real upgrade.

Bill: Bob just upgraded his WinXP box to Vista... well, "updegraded" it to Vista.

Jim: Adobe Acrobat Reader used to take about 5 MB of disk space and was very fast to load; now it's slower and uses 150+ MB!... yet another "updegrade".

Sam: We used to have the Bill of Rights; now we have the Patriot Act. UPDEGRADE!

updegrade by Xamu April 9, 2008

Hook upgrade 

An term of derision. In this situation, a woman regularly hooks up with a man who is only interested in casual sex. The man will either explicitly say that he does not want a romantic relationship, or will repeatedly tell the woman that he is “not sure what he wants”- as a way to defer the subject, or to indirectly tell the woman “no.” But the woman naively believes that if she just sticks it out long enough and shows the man how much she cares for him, a proper relationship will eventually begin. In actuality this will never, ever happen. The “hook upgrade” is the female equivalent of the “gay friend” phenomenon.

Despite several failures, Buffy continues to believe in the possibility of the hook upgrade.

Hook upgrade by Popeyes Chicken Ph.D. February 21, 2010

upgrade u 

Upgrade u or upgrade you refers to Beyonce's song.

To upgrade someone is to make them a better person. Being with you is an upgrade for them. They need you in their life. Being with you will take that person to the next level.

partner let me upgrade u
flip a new page introduce u to some new things & upgrade u
i can (up), can i (up), let me upgrade u

upgrade u by Misadventures September 5, 2006

Philly Plinko Upgrade

The action taken by attendees at Philadelphia sports team events whereby the attendee moves from inexpensive seats located high in the venue, to much pricier tickets located closer to the field, typically involving several intermediate stops en route. When viewed from above, the path taken by said attendee would mimick the movements of the Plinko chip - side-to-side, yet still descending - used in the game "Plinko" on the popular, long-running American game show "The Price is Right."

Following his 3rd inning restroom break, Tom decided to enhance his game-watching experience using a Philly Plinko Upgrade. His path, over the course of the next 4 innings was as follows: Section 305 Row 20, Section 207 Row 17, Section 106 Row 15, Section 110 Row 23, then finally Section 110 Row 5. Hello Philly Phanatic!

Philly Plinko Upgrade by CheapPhans September 19, 2009