UNBEATABLEB3N

an amazing well known gamer who is loved by all, one of the best quickscopers ever seen

"wtf it UNBEATABLEB3N join his game sesh and no scope his ass"

by ben chmura May 16, 2010

upboat

The act of giving credit to a circlejerker for his or her contribution to the reddit community.

I upboated that motherfucker because he posted some great shit!

by fapfapfapfapfapfap April 5, 2010

Upboat

Derived from the Upvote function used in the online discussion board Reddit, this derogatory term is used to ridicule others for poor posting quality on discussion platforms; or otherwise conducting themselves in an immature fashion and in a manner which may be disruptive towards other users of the website. It is commonly used on the online image-based bulletin board 4chan, as well as other similar websites in which its users may share an aversion towards users of the website Reddit.

Annonymous 1:"Kek stay mad fgt"
Annonymous 2:"Ahahaha ebin my dude! Upboated on leddit xDDD"

by A Newfag August 2, 2017

Unbeatable Game

Before bed, take two shots of NyQuil and chug a beer. After this, attempt to jerk off. No matter how it ends, you win.

"Last night, I played the unbeatable game. Best night of sleep I've gotten in quite a while."

by iamthelaw September 20, 2009

Unbeatable Vow

A vow taken by someone that they will not beat off (masturbate) until a goal that they have set for themselves has been achieved. It is a method of motivation, used mostly by athletes.

I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I beat Conner in a race.

I need an A this quarter, I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I do so!

by CHS XC October 1, 2010

Unbeaten Table

A table that is unbeaten

Martha: Hey, did ju beat dat table?
Lola: No, that table is an unbeaten table.

by blahblabblahblab January 13, 2011

upbeatdeathblade12

A big faggot boy who wants the girls but cant get them and crys about it to his mom and his friends.

Person:you are being a upbeatdeathblade12!!

by KeatonsBae May 18, 2016