Unsolicited Material

any resume, written manuscript, or similar demonstration of work deemed unacceptable by corporate standards

We do not accept any solicited materials from third party sources.

by Percy April 20, 2003

Unsolicited baby pictures

Pictures of babies often, newborn and not taken with any effort, sent without solicitation.
No one wants to see pictures of your baby, if we wanted we would ask.
Just don't.

"Did you see John had his baby ? He sent us some pictures on the group chat."
"I saw, I left the group immediately. It is not okay to send unsolicited baby pictures like that."

by anonymv January 30, 2021

Unsolicited dick pic

When a man doesn't warn his parter before he sends a picture of his dick

Girl: Why the fuck did u send an unsolicited dick pic?
Guy: I thought you like surprises...

by (Urban Dicktionary) July 10, 2016

Unsolicited Car Boner

An erection achieved with out desire or known arousal while driving on a long road trip. Typically predicated by a long night of drinking and little sleep.

I was driving back from a weekend road trip when suddenly I got an unsolicited car boner and my buddy started laughing at me.

by lug33 March 17, 2010

Unsolicited peepee in mouth

When someone puts their peepee in yourmouth without permission. After they do that you should definitely break up with them but some dumb people don’t do it.

He put an unsolicited peepee in mouth and that’s not ok

by Tablecloth January 2, 2020

National Unsolicited Dick Pic Day

National Unsolicited Dick pic day takes place August 29th of every year. It’s a holiday in which men take photos of their penis and send them to women without regards for their feelings.

Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that today is National Unsolicited Dick pic day?
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didn’t respond.

Guy 1: yesterday? Dude that’s so culturally insensitive.

by Alfred Long cock August 29, 2019

Unsolicited Faggotry

When one is super fucking straight but is either intentionally or unintentionally acting or being super fucking gay around his bros and his bros don’t appreciate it at all.

Guy 1: Do you remember anyone asking if he could act gay?

Guy 2: No, that some Unsolicited Faggotry right there.

by Caleb Likes Men November 9, 2021