Uniform

(n.) Term used by US special forces or SWAT teams referring to the police.

"Now we can leave him to the uniform."

by Paolo C April 16, 2006

Uniformic

A fancy variation of uniform. Often used to describe things as being in uniform, the same, or similar.

These reports are uniformic with one another.

Let’s make sure these are Uniformic today.

by The Mob Gent November 4, 2021

Uniformal

1. A dress code in which the dress is one's formal uniform.
2. A formal dress code wherein all guests should conform to a specified look.

1. The dress code for the Catillion is Uniformal - all enlisted men should be in dress blues.
2. Dress code for the wedding is Uniformal red. Or The party dress code is Uniformal - all should wear an A line Karin S. Designs.

by Frank the wordsmith's asst March 10, 2014

midtown uniform

Uniform sported by finance professionals aka business bro’s consisting of a button-down white or blue shirt, casual or dress pants and an enviably comfortable fleece vest by Columbia or Patagonia

- Chad Is really vibing in that midtown uniform
- He is such a crony. Wait till you work with him on the deck for our MD.

by Buck Dancer May 28, 2020

Uniform Dickstribution

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.

Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.

by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

uniform chaser

A person (usually a woman) who seeks out members of the military, either for sexual purposes or with the intent to get into a paperwork marriage to receive military dependent benefits. Commonly found in towns/cities surrounding military bases/posts. These sorts are attracted to the uniform and the prestige surrounding said uniform as opposed to the person wearing it, resulting in frequent infidelity and high divorce rates within the military.

Soldier 1: Did you hear about what happened to Sarge?
Soldier 2: No, what happened?
Soldier 1: He caught that uniform chaser he got hitched to a few years back banging his brother.
Soldier 2: Poor Sarge...you'd think he'd have known better.

by jepleure November 16, 2009

Lumpster Uniform

A outfit of clothing that is worn by a person at least 3-4 time per week not because it is required by their profession, but because they're lazy and grody.

Person1- Goddamn I see that kid all the time always wearing his Lumpster Uniform.
Person2- Yeah that sumbitch is a grody fuck.

by SteamrollerStanley October 16, 2009