a series of unfortunate events

A most unfortunate series following the miserable tales of the three Baudelaire children: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. When their parents die in a mysterious fire, the orphans are sent to a variety of guardians. But no matter where they are sent, Count Olaf, a greedy and malicious man, follows them and hatches scheme after scheme to steal the immense fortune the Baudelaire parents left behind.

In A Series of Unfortunate Events, the Baudelaires find out about a terrible secret concerning Count Olaf, but the only thing they know about it are the initials V.F.D.

'When we drive away in secret,
You'll be a Volunteer,
So don't scream when we take you,
The World is Quiet Here.'

by mortalie November 6, 2006

A Series of Unfortunate Events

A Netflix series, movie and book series about three siblings who are chased around by an evil man named Count Olaf who wants to steal their enormous fortune. It is also the 2nd greatest thing ever created.

Person 1: Want to go to the mall today?
Person 2: No thanks, I need to watch Season 3 of A Series of Unfortunate Events and then binge watch the whole series again once I've finished it :) And then I also need to watch the movie and read the rest of the books.

by i dont need a username March 2, 2019

unfortunate looking

A semi-polite way to call someone ugly.

Sandra Bernhard has an unfortunate looking face.

by malren April 20, 2007

Unforgiveable

videos on youtube starring a black man who cusses and uses much vulgarity. these videos have every viewer laughing. people tend to quote these videos often. they are predicted to be quite popular.

After watching an Unforgiveable video:

Person one:"Gimme a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries for free!"

Person two:"I'm about to call Bovice."

by Rhianna Miller July 20, 2008

The Unforgiven II

The sequel-song (In Reload) to metallica's "The Unforgiven".

The music video itself portrays a teen who has his hand and wrist stuck in a huge wall of stone standing by a cliff. At the end of the video, he sees the "Love" of his life, buries a key in her, and calls her unforgiven.

A somewhat good song IMO, at the same time one of the most saddening songs I've heard. Apparently, it deals with love itself, and in James Hetfield's case, "Forgiving no one and ending up alone."

Dude1: Dude, did you hear the Unforgiven II yet?

Dude2: Yeah. It reminded me of when I broke up with my Girlfriend. :(

by St. Anger300 February 9, 2010

genetically unfortunate

can be used to call someone ugly

dude, you see that guy over there? he's winking at any girl that walks past him, but every single one of them got disgusted and ran away. Guess he's really genetically unfortunate for them..

by loodi February 18, 2023

the unforgiven

Popular song from the 5th studio album of Metallica, equally named Metallica (Is also known as the Black Album due to the pure black album cover art)

Chorus to the unforgiven:

What i've felt, what i've known, never shined through in what i've shown...
Never free, never me...
So I dub thee UNFORGIVEN

by Dracomier Robinson March 6, 2014